pubes don't shed

When someone thinks too highly of themselves. Similar to "shit don't stink".

Fuck you Mark what do you think your pubes don't shed?

by vjvraider November 3, 2008

i don't remember

a phrase used when hit upside the head by a small case of temporary Alzheimer's disease.

"Why did you do it?"
"I don't remember!"

by xxbcgoddessxx June 21, 2009

you don't know

An almost sarcastic response to something so seemingly simple you shouldn't have to ask the question to begin with. Could also be an affectionate term meaning again that the answer should be obvious but you just missed it. It is said so quickly, it almost sounds like one long word.

"He's owes me money that's why you haven't seen him. You don't know? He better not come around here".

Guy to his girl "I love you shorty, you don't know?"

by Isis4aday May 20, 2008

Don't Stop Believin'

A 80's song that was alright until those Glee kids made it obnoxious.

Annoying Teenage Girl: My favourite song ever is "Don't stop believin'" by Glee!
Me: *facepalm*

by AnybodyOutThere November 28, 2013

Charlie don't surf

Charlie is slang for the North Vietnamese soldiers during the Vietnam War. In the movie Apocolypse Now, Sgt. Kilgore says this to some of his soldiers when they hesitate to surf in a certain area referred to as Charlie's Point. 'Charlie don't surf!' is his way of saying to screw the enemy and go in there anyway. Be fearless.

'Charlie don't surf' he said as the group entered the No Trespassing area.

by Rose of Lima September 3, 2019

Don't need no greasin'

What you say in the rare circumstance when something does not need grease on it.

Guy#1: does this sandwich need greasing?
Guy#2: THAT DON'T NEED NO GREASIN' FOO!
Guy#1: jeez, sorry. It looked like it needed greasin'.

by Bigontheinside January 15, 2010

don't try this at home

Precursor to something that might be construed as dangerous or requiring arcane knowledge.

Comes from television commercials featuring people doing insane stunts.

"And now, Doctor Science is going to drink the liquid nitrogen! Don't try this at home, kids, remember, he knows more than you do!"

by ke6isf August 9, 2004