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Glory Docking

The boys couldn't wait to knock off work and get down to Andy's for a good glory docking.
by Professor Alec December 20, 2021
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Dry Docking

Shitting in a toilet with no water, sometimes on purpose, sometimes in extreme emergencies resulting in a total blow out.
ROUMUS HAD TO SHIT SO BAD AND THE HARBOR WAS DRY SO HE HAD TO RESORT TO DRY DOCKING.
by Jesse Millpage February 3, 2019
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Vegas dock

Vegas dry docking takes place between 3 men where one places the tip of his penis in another's for skin while the third jerks both off with a rolling of dice motion
Tavi, justin and Tyler all got caught doing the VEGAS DOCK at work
by xOGxNinja October 13, 2016
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Fantasy Docking

The filthy act of one man day dreaming about banging a super hot woman and then realizing that he is in fact fucking another mans penis.
Reamer tried to imagine that he was getting it on with Lindsey L. (pre-coked out crackwhore status) and was rubbing her breasts when all of a sudden he realized she had really hairy tits and her cooter felt funny too, then he realized he was just fantasy docking again and had is cock shoved in the cap of his hairy buddy Rosco's schlong... He came anyway
by ScoobaSteveTX November 3, 2010
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Dry docking

An act of an abrupt penetration attempt without proper lubrication.
Because he went all dry docking up in my business, the ABS system engaged.

Slow down bro, don’t dry dock me!
by Refs67 June 19, 2025
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Dock With Aquarius

The act of docking oneself with the top of a traffic cone, in order to discharge liquid shit. Without getting it all over oneself.
The lunch tuck tacos did not agree with me I need to “Dock with Aquariusimmediately before I dispel liquid death on myself.
by Dallas logic March 6, 2022
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Alabama Dock Brawl

Starts with an 8 people on 1 person non-consensual gangbang, but then another 30 or 40 people show up and start non-consensually revenge gangbanging those first 8 people back.
Usually ends when someone takes a big shot right to the face, and makes the cops step in
I was at at work and these fools jumped on me. I thought I was gonna get fucked, but next thing my boys show up and turned it into a big ass Alabama Dock Brawl.
by Average Guy # 498 August 8, 2023
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