Docked

A chance to chill and relax, or a chance to get some jobs done.

We were so docked this weekend, didn’t go anywhere.

I’m just going to dock tonight and get some personal admin done.

by Capowatch August 3, 2022

Dock Ho’s

Moderately attractive to average women who congrate on the marina docs in hopes of receiving a free ride on some douche bag’s boat. Most often found in the northern Great Lakes, the Macomb County shorelines and the Chicago area, they tend to act interested in the prospect of sex only to gain access to the boat. Once sail has been set, they drink all your booze and refuse to fuck you.

Scott: DAVE, THESE DUMBASS DOCK HO’S JUST DRANK YOUR LAST BEER!!!!

Dave: THATS IT. GET YOUR FUCKING TITS OUT, CUNTS ON OUR DICKS RIGHT NOW OR ELSE YOU ARE SWIMMING HOME.

by Mega Hemroids November 4, 2020

Japanese finger docking

When 2 guys put there dicks in either end of a japanese finger trap

Little Johnny asked his buddy if he wanted to go to his room and perform japanese finger docking

by MrP1972 January 6, 2021

Tropi Dock

"tropi dock" a banana is wrapped in banana tinfoil then frozen

"Tropi Dock" a banana is wrapped in a tinfoil placed in a freezer for 24 hours then used as a sex toy.
"Tropi Dock "

by tropi doctor April 17, 2009

Reverse Docking

The art of transferring a brown log from one butthole to another while standing.

Hey, I heard that Brett and Ed initiated a reverse docking procedure when the bathroom was occupied.

by anonymous May 22, 2023

Docking

A culinary term used to refer to the continuous pricking of puff pastry or pie crust with a pointy object like a fork. This prevents the pastry from rising during blind baking and is a common method used in pie and tart making.

Person A: So, word of the day, Docking. Does anyone know what that means?
Person B: Are you referring to two men masturbating together by encasing their penises in each others’ foreskin?
Person C: Bitch that’s disgusting!! Where do y’all come up with freaky shit like this!
Person A: Let’s stop here before things get worse. Docking refers to the pricking of pastry before baking to prevent it from rising in the oven.

by Fidgety Human August 5, 2021

tick tock rock dock

swaying the car and fogging it's windows, or making some new life, ahhhhhhhh ohhhhhhh mmmmmmmm slurp

Girl: hey boy, you wanna tick tock rock dock tonite?
Boy: Oh yeah babe, lets tick tock rock dock

by U!tdm tusks May 21, 2018