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Post Trumpmatic Stress Disorder

The time between November 3rd, 2020 and a TBD future date where Donald Trump's reckless Presidency will still rattle the majority of the country.
I couldn't believe that Biden's Thanksgiving speech of unity was real, I'm clearly suffering from Post Trumpmatic Stress Disorder.
by DJ Donkeypunch November 27, 2020
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WHEN THAT WAP BE THANGIN BRUH
“courtney has bpd bro” “borderline personality disorder??” “no bruh bangin pussy disorder
by bpd pussy April 1, 2021
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Simp Syndrome Disorder

A person that puts Too much value to girl he likes, lives paycheck to paycheck and spends all his cash on a girl, puts everything aside that isnt "My Gurl "
Every weekend...
Friend: yoooo wanna hangout with the bros ?
Simp : Uhh Idunnooo bro

Friend : why not ?

Simp: Me &' My Guuuuuurl hanging out.
Call ends...
Friend to Friend : damn he got some type of Simp Syndrome Disorder.
by LongLiveJubo April 15, 2021
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Post Lockdown Stress Disorder

Post Lockdown Stress Disorder (PLSD) is that feeling you get when watching a TikTok that reminds you of lockdown and gives you proper dodgy vibes. This disorder is caused by the repetitiveness of lockdown and the utter boredom that many experienced in the UK’s first lockdown. It can also be caused by spending too much time at home, which may remind you of lockdown.
I have post Lockdown Stress Disorder (PLSD). This TikTok gives me PLSD.
by thebeast113 May 27, 2021
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PDD, also known as dysthymia, is a prolonged and less intense form of depression that can last for years or even one's entire life.

Unlike MDD, or Major Depressive Disorder, which is characterized by extreme manic depressive episodes that last for short periods of time, Persistent Depressive Disorder is characterized by long-term and generally milder depressive symptoms that persist for at least two years.

People suffering with this form of depression are less likely to seek help, as many believe their symptoms to be an inevitable result of their life experiences and who they are rather than something curable that they could possibly be rid of. For this reason, PDD is largely undiagnosed and many suffering this never receive help or the treatment they need.

A person suffering from Persistent Depressive Disorder will probably agree with the following statements:

"I can't remember the last time I was truly happy."

"I haven't had a 'good day' in a really long time."

"I find it difficult to think about things that make me happy because it just makes me remember that nothing is permanent and everything good in my life will eventually disappear."

It is important that people with Persistent Depressive Disorder receive a diagnosis and the treatment and support that they need because people suffering from this treatable disorder have a high suicide rate and need to know that they are loved and that they don't have to suffer forever.
He seemed distant and avoidant for a while. I wasn't aware he was suffering from Persistent Depressive Disorder.

Antidepressants have been found to be successful in treating patients with Persistent Depressive Disorder.

Persistent Depressive Disorder is a long-term form of depression that is generally milder than other types but can weigh greatly on someone over time.
by demiromantic_asexual_girl_liz January 21, 2023
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Also known as CNTD, is when the affected person has no control over when or where they grab their nuts and give them a tug.
Joe has Compulsive Nut Tugging Disorder and was tugging his nuts in the kitchen.
by Boe Jidon January 27, 2023
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Montessori Personality Disorder

Also known as MPD. This is a disorder occurring in children or adolescents that transition from a Montessori school to a traditional school. There are 2 types.

Symptoms:
- lack of understanding social cues
- lack of math skills
- lack of general content knowledge (ie history, science)
- difficulty making friends

- trauma
- Type 1 specific symptoms: aggressive and or violent patterns of behavior, anger issues, overly literal thinking
- Type 2 specific symptoms: social withdrawal, social anxiety, overly abstract thinking

Treatment: rehab

Outlook: patients usually make a full recovery within 3-6 years if they have proper interventions.
Psychologist: “I’m so sorry I have to have this conversation today, I always hate telling such devastating news to parents.”

Parent: “does my kid have brain AIDS?”

Psychologist: “worse, your son suffers from Montessori Personality Disorder, my condolences.”
by Sacredfart February 19, 2023
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