samantha deck

A awesome friend who you grow up with who has the best personality without knowing it, while also being very cute. She is a quite while being loud, funny and awesome, if you are unsatisfied dating her, then you shall never be satisfied.

Wow Samantha deck is so awesome

by random guy none know February 15, 2015

deck

Something that can be "given" similarly to being pissed off.

"That gives me so much deck, it's not even funny."
"My mom crashed her car and was super deck"

by Brian Noballs October 03, 2006

Color Decked

Spanking someone's ass with a Sherwin Williams color deckof paint colors

I color decked her ass and then super painted her.

by Mister superman December 31, 2015

deck

An euphemism for an euphemism.

What the deck?!

by xdr5t3evq3q April 22, 2025

Decke

A very often mispronounced surname that is quite rare, originating in German, meaning "blanket" or "arch/ceiling."
It's basically the greatest last name on earth.

All the other kids at the park wanted to be a Decke.

by Mr. Zachster August 02, 2008

Decked

To strike or hit someone so hard that they lose the ability to remain standing.

John was popping off at the mouth again, so I decked him and he regretted it.

by eatpubes August 27, 2023

Top Deck

To jack-off (masturbate) whilst defecating (pooping). Name comes from Cadbury Top Deck chocolate, white chocolate top with milk (brown) chocolate bottom.

Mario explained with a smile he took so long in the bathroom as he was giving himself a Top Deck.

by Pazzy August 18, 2025