real deal starting line

(n) the actual beginning of legitimacy, which the status quo prefers to bypass, often while pretending to have its basis established in truth regardless

That reference from the Bible where the Savior in it said you can't be His follower unless you give up all you have is the real deal starting line that the whole religion these days just has no regard for.

I know. Nobody wants to run that race from the real deal starting line like they did back in the day, not calling what had been theirs their own any longer, but instead just sharing their heart, soul, and everything else together as one between them all.

by pardonnez-moi de trébucher January 16, 2023

Dealing with people

Go fuck yourself Dr. K I sincerely hope killing this kid is the impetus for your suicide.

Hym "No. I'm tired of dealing with people. If I don't get the money and the credit I'm going to kill a child and myself and I'm not improving anything until I get both."

by Hym Iam July 24, 2024

milf dilf deal

When a gentleman coughs his filthy yoghurt into mother and daughter (not necessarily at the same time)

He's a lucky chap, he's got the milf dilf deal

by Martin Andrew March 26, 2024

Chagos Deal

To give away land you own, and as part of the deal you pay the person or entity you're giving the land to a considerable sum of money.

Example 1: I'm giving away half my garden to my neighbour, and paying him £10,000. The wife's not too happy, but I'm calling it, my Chagos Deal!
Example 2: Have you heard, the UK government is giving the Chagos Islands to Mauritius! In addition, as part of the deal, they are paying the Mauritius government in excess of £9 billion!

by Wasitpolad February 12, 2025

Ava deal

When you give money to someone for them to buy you something but you give them less money for something larger

Mom if I give you 20 bucks can you buy me something that’s 70 that’s a Ava deal

by Straggot May 18, 2022

it's a big deal okay

When you're a bitch about something and can't think of anything else to say

1: This is the worst!
2: I think you're overreacting
1: it's a big deal okay

by orangepengwin January 21, 2015

What’s the deal

Typically used when a male is asking a girl if she’s is dtf or trying to get at or with a girl

So Tracy what’s the deal?

by Ch33kclapper5000 September 13, 2018