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david

Wow, that David sure is awkward.
by dwillis December 26, 2010
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david

92% of choice for asian parents to name their kids david
hey asian kid wats ur name?Its david
by asianboi June 26, 2008
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david

He a bitch ass nigga he got the smallest dick ever thats why he a bitch ass nigga stooopid ass nigga
Guy 1: "Did you see David today?"

Guy 2: "Oh yeah man, what a boss."
by peshru May 30, 2019
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david

1)a type of scatchy material used to wipe your ass
2)a guy who walks around in a towel
3)an annoying person who sleeps all day and doesnt do their homework
1)dude my ass is sore from using a david
2)why's he walking in a towel? oh hes just a david
3)stop being such a david and do your homework!
by moe0 April 2, 2009
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david

david is..superrr caaa-utttteeeee(:

really sweet!!

amazing bodyy<33 and faceeee(;

really niceeee and hilarioussss!!!
my dad loves him..and no hes not my boyfrienddd,yett<3
i love him so muchhh(:
oh hes such a david!
by pearll(; August 31, 2011
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david

A back stabbing, heart breaking player that doesn't deserve anyone but himself. Also known as monkey boy.
David is gay!
by a girl who hates david July 26, 2009
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david

that one kid in class that is smart but acts retarded
damn david is such a smart retard he is also smart because he was smart enough to escape the special ed class
by big boi chandler May 25, 2019
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