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croc

A bullshit 180 degree gay jumping headshot with a glock.
..that was bullshit...cheat...liar...what a croc!!!
by Anonymous March 20, 2003
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crock

An adjective referring to something that is very good, "mint" or otherwise positive. Most commonly used among young hipsters of today's youth.
Person 1: "I miss snap bracelets!"
Person 2: "Those were crock beyond belief."
by Crockin'Pot August 20, 2010
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crock of shit

As slang, 'a crock of shit' is similar to 'a white lie'.

It's poetic metaphor: consider that a crock pot cooks food slowly but thoroughly, which has advantages above just tenderizing. For example, before refrigeration, people had to more frequently encounter meat that may have been starting to spoil, and had to do something to make use of it. They would do what they could to kill off the bacteria as best as possible, perpetuating the popularity of slow cooking. Soups are sometimes good for this too, since the bacteria has a better chance of dying off with meat cooked through and through.

The coorelation here is in the exaggeration that implies that a crock of shit should be harmless, if the bacteria is eliminated. The truth is that even food that is too rancid, even when cooked thoroughly, is still bad for you. Kill off the bacteria in a pile of shit and it's still nonedible. Comparing deception to shit, sometimes people try to justify their behavior while claiming that they are also mitigating the side effects. Sometimes they get called out by someone else as its being a crock of shit. Simply put, with the context this is usually used with, no matter how it's prepared, scandal is probably bad for you.

* Supposedly, modern sewage treatment is a different idea altogether.
Those laws are a crock of shit.
by The whizzer of AZ February 29, 2016
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Crockasexual

A person who is emotionally, physically, and/or sexually attracted or committed to members of the same sex.
1. S.C
2. (a) You 'Crockasexual'!
(b) I don't like boys, im not 'crockasexual'
by asasdaf June 9, 2007
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Aunt Crocker

When doing a girl doggie style slam a rolling pin onto her lower back and proceed to roll it up her back and slam it into the back of her head.
I gave that nasty bitch a Aunt Crocker last night
by J.P.S Irish August 23, 2006
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croc

A derogatory term for a person, or persons with an intellectual disability, such as autism or down syndrome. Often used to shame a person for an act of stupidity or physical embarrassment.
look at that kid, he can't even kick a ball, what a croc!
by Flabba98 February 10, 2019
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crocket

A shorter way of saying crotch cricket. A parasite commonly found in the genital region. Crabs.
I think I saw a giant crocket hopping out of that skizzy's laundry basket.
by Curly Gonzo June 13, 2007
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