mexican chocolate

When you take a shit after eating Taco Bell.

"I ate Taco Bell last night and now I have to take the biggest Mexican Chocolate"

by hotstyler October 30, 2013

milk chocolate nigga

a nigga who is not dark brown

I don’t fuck with no light skin ass milk chocolate niggas

by Jepifica 78 March 2, 2019

Columbian Chocolate

During anal sex a girl (or guy) shits on your dick and then gives you a blowjob

Guy: let’s do Columbian Chocolate

Girl: I’d love to eat shit

by whenyousearch"hi"onUD February 24, 2021

A box of chocolates

sending someone who has wronged you a 'Whitman's Sampler' after having replaced the sweet treats with pooh.

I sent the ex 'a box of chocolates' for Valentines Day.

by what&where January 30, 2010

crocogator

Not a crocodile, but not an alligator. A little of both. Kind of like Patty Duke performing both Patty and Cathy on the Patty Duke show. Well, not really, as they were both the same person, and a croc and a gator are not the same animal. Still, the term is useful when a huge reptile is about to eat you and you can't distinguish between the two.

You: Help! A big reptile is about to eat me!
Someone else: What kind of big reptile
You: I don't know, maybe it is a crocodile, and maybe it is an alligator!
Someone else: You will have to be more specific!
You: Arrrrrghhhhh, I am being eaten alive by a crocogator!
Someone else: Aha, now I understand!

by mysterious contributor January 17, 2008

Choco

An Australian military slang term for a reservist soldier

slightly derogatory

Military man: hey here comes a bunch of Chocos
civilian: whats a Choco?
Military man: a Chocolate soldier, he will melt in the heat of battle

by Fazza October 16, 2005

Chocolate pocket

When you decide to save a delicious piece of chocolate for later so you put it in your pocket, only to later realize said piece of chocolate melted and left your pocket a chocolate-y mess.

Aw man, my Reese's Cup melted and now I have chocolate pocket.

by Kzelly September 11, 2010