Anything really that is lying around that can be placed on the penis in such a fashion as to stir neighbours, family, friends etc, who see you donning such attire, into thinking:
'wow, what fancy elaborate condom our Jimmy wear, he must be a really successful businessman with house full of expensive and shiny items."
'wow, what fancy elaborate condom our Jimmy wear, he must be a really successful businessman with house full of expensive and shiny items."
by James Gilbertsen February 1, 2004
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by Fnck April 3, 2009
Get the condom crapping mug.I got da hiv and that bitch made me wear a rubber so ize leaved the trap door open on dat reusable condoms so she gets that shit for life.
by hulk hogan vampire January 17, 2010
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Get the Condom Juice mug.The result of fecal matter clinging to a condom during anal sex. The result is them pinched ballon tip of tyhe condom hangs down while the condom is on the still-erect penis.
by Dwayne Boyd January 7, 2006
Get the condom weight mug.Bob:hey jason riach's wearing that ugly shit brown condom jacket again.
Sally: OMG again, thats the fifth day in a row!What a dumb shit.
Sally: OMG again, thats the fifth day in a row!What a dumb shit.
by pricilliana gronvenchioviach July 28, 2007
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Discreet way of saying you aren't using a condom.
Discreet way of saying you aren't using a condom.
I prepared my god condom, but she ended up getting pregnant. I threw away my bible and no longer attend church.
Babe did you bring protection? ofc babe I got my god condom.
Babe did you bring protection? ofc babe I got my god condom.
by GucciAdonis September 28, 2017
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