Dear Comma

When a misplaced or missing comma, or inserting an extra comma, in a contract can cost a company lots of money, as the meaning of a sentence inadvertently favors the employees instead of the employer.

By accidentally inserting a comma between “fruit” and “plants” in the draft containing “fruit plants, tropical and semi-tropical, are exempt from import tariffs,” all imported fruit suddenly become duty-free; as a result, the government loses tens of millions of dollars for that “dear comma.”

by MathPlus December 24, 2018

command

Any typed message in the scroll down console screen for any fps game that warrants a response of some sort from the game.

These commands can also be binded to the keyboard for ease of use and speed so as to not type the command again in console.

Counter-Strike: Commands at work

Round 1

-T rushes-

-T sees Ct at spawn-

-T shoots at Ct-

-Player of Ct press k bound to "kill"-

-Ct dies immediately-

T: wtf

Round 2

-T rushes spawn-

-T shoots at Ct-

-Player of Ct press k again-

-Ct dies immediately-

T: omfg

Round 3

-T buys awp-

-Player of Ct press k again-

-Ct dies immediately-

T: WTF GAY NOOB

by Ranger Elite July 29, 2008

Tool Commandments

The beliefs of Toolism.
I- Females are the master sex.
II- Blind-loyalty to all females.
III- Offerings must be made to females lately.
IV- Study guides WILL be given during all tests or quizzes to females.
V- iPhone will given to females at least 3 hours daily.
VI- All who disagree will be called ridiculous/immature and be punished.
VII- All who rebel will be expelled from the Tool Shed.
VIII- nonbelievers must be converted and a female friend will be rewarded for
one hour minimum.
IX- You shall not cover your neighbor's tool.
X- You shall not use the name of the lord your owner in vain.
All people who follow these commandments will be awarded the golden screwdriver of
the year award.

If I follow the Tool Commandments girls may like me and be my friend.

by The Tool Master March 27, 2009

commando pro

Commando Pro is one better than commando. If you go commando you go without underwear, to go commando pro you let everyone know by having your flies undone. For maximum effect go for discrete public exposure.

(Whilst walking in Nicholson's Centre):

Wife: Why's that girl giving you a horrid look like she's sucking a lemon?
You: Don't worry, I must have forgotten to do my zip up and you know I'm commando.
Wife: You mean commando pro

by eneville August 9, 2010

Commatose

An overuse of the punctuational symbol (,) in a sentence.

An example of a commatose sentence, Once, well, now actually, the was a beautiful, as is really great looking, woman who fantasized, online, that she was the super hero, Wonder Woman.

by Pat R. March 18, 2009

Commack

Commack is probably the worst place to live. Commack contains the biggest group of failures you will ever meet. 90% of people who grew up in Commack are failures or will become failures later on in life.
No matter how much shit we talk about Commack, deep down inside, we all love it here...and you know it.

Commack is gay.

by Shuarma August 27, 2008

commando

Best Arnie movie ... EVER

Come on! You gotta like the part where he just causes mass extinction on a whole island only getting a few scratches.

by Mister Ignorant April 23, 2004