Cousins by Cocks

Cousins by Cocks. N. The development of famlihood by two gay uncles. When one gay uncle forms a marriage, domestic partnership, any sort of legal commitment with somebody else's gay uncle, the nieces and nephew's of each uncle become "COUSINS BY COCKS."

WOAH Dude! My gay Uncle Bob and your gay Uncle Fred are now married! That means we are are family, officially cousins by cocks.

Jim: "So, Dave? Now that my uncle and your uncle are domestically partnered up, are we family now?"

Dave: " Yeah! We are mother fucking cousins by mother fuckin cocks!"

by Zainy Brainy and Antsy Jobber February 14, 2013

cold cock

The act of punching or striking someone's face or head so hard, they are knocked out instantly.

Dude! Greg was in this wicked bar fight, and he got totally cold cocked by a biker!

by xXMcGuffinCoreXx October 06, 2003

cock mummy

A unwashed and hardened tube sock used for masturbation.

I gotta hide the cock mummy before my mother comes in the room

by HBT September 13, 2003

cock starved

A person, usually a woman, but sometimes a man, and in rare circumstances a circus midget with one eye, that has been deprived of having/using/eating cock so long, that they have become starved of it's delight and fufillment.

That whore Suzy Jenkins got sent to prison and is now being fucked and eaten out by lesbians, she sure is cock starved or David Hasselhoff hasn't had anal butt sex with or licked the balls of Elton John since he started his Germany comeback tour, I bet he is cock starved by now.

by Fatty April 15, 2003

Cock Tuff

A man who is know for having a really large penis,Which women are intimidated by.

A group of women where giggling together in an office,about a man who worked with them,one of the woman had sex with him,she was telling the other women he was great in bed & that he was very" Cock Tuff "

by Day2Day_godstar October 06, 2011

mexi-cock

A term often used to describe the inherently large cocks of men of Mexican descent. Urban legends has it the Chipotle burrito was sized to demonstrate the average measurements of a mexi-cock.

There's nothing worse than being second in line to a mexi-cock in a gang bang.

by Dr. OTTer, PhD September 17, 2005

Cock ninja

1. One who is very skilled at handling cock. So skilled that their cock handling would be comparable to that of a ninja's preying mantis kick.

2. Can also be used as an insult usually inferring extreme homosexuality.

Wow, that kid was a giant cock ninja.

or

"Dude, that chick I nailed last night was a total cock ninja."

"Damn, I'd give my left nut for a night with her."

by Mark and JJ May 06, 2009