A Reversed Cleveland Cowgirl is a sexual combo of the cleveland steamer and the reversed cowgirl, where one person mounts another, and while facing towards the persons feet, positions their asshole at the top of the persons nose, poops, and then proceeds to grind on the face
Billy was wanting to spice things up in the bedroom so Venessa decided to mount Billys face and give him a Reversed Cleveland Cowgirl
by Shadynasty August 22, 2016

Being president, losing when trying to be re-elected, then running again against the same guy and winning.
by Sarcastikitty November 30, 2020

When you rawdoggin and your testin the pull out game, but when you go to pull out she throws on the mean leglock forcing you to release your seed inside her.
by JaredDE42 December 26, 2021

1. Offering a seemingly genuine handshake to an individual but doing so in a quick manner, as if to display distraction/per-occupation, pulling your hand of choice from your jacket pocket after clutching a hidden turd, to complete the shake.
2. An attempt at using a Sedgley glove gun, or similar reproduction, in a sucker punch fashion to forever sleep a person of interest.
2. An attempt at using a Sedgley glove gun, or similar reproduction, in a sucker punch fashion to forever sleep a person of interest.
1. He seemed a real swell fella, I offered my hand at the conclusion of our business. I thought i had caught him off guard as he set his drink down but then he gave me the ole cleveland handshake!
2. Only the worst assassins choose the cleveland handshake over a dinner spoon!
2. Only the worst assassins choose the cleveland handshake over a dinner spoon!
by mcslezzy February 2, 2024

by Van Cleveland February 7, 2019

This is best done when your woman is caught in the throes of passion and is utterly oblivious to what you’re about to do. You kneel over your woman who is lying down on her back. You beat off on your own, quietly shitting on her knees. Then, you come all over her face and suddenly slam her knees and face together like an accordion.
by fucksauce March 20, 2024

"Hi, Sarah! You can see I'm in Cleveland, you can see I have a taco. Put them together, whattaya got? A Cleveland Taco"
by dog kisser January 9, 2021
