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penis clapping

when two nude men stand facing one another and thrust their pelvises causing their penises to fly forward making contact and emitting a percussive sound.
Devendra Banhart was penis clapping with that drummer from his band.
by external vagina November 4, 2009
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clapped out

the definition of clapped out means after a huge night of whatever types of drug (mainly ecstacy), when your completely braindead, cant be fucked doin anything, and just sit there talking complete shit till the morning.

also could mean something thats just fucked up, like out of the ordinary that just happens randomly.
im that fuckin clapped out man,

this house is sooo fukin clapped.
by scuntos November 14, 2009
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Chappaqua

1. the town where if you dont fit in, you get your ass out
2. commonly known as jappaqua
3. our parents know we party, and thats okay because they were just like us when they were kids
4. everyone has tutors and if you get below a 3.5, your parents assume you need to be put into special needs
5. almost anyone can get a doctor's note saying they get extra time in school to enhance their chances of getting into their top choice of a ivy school
6. THE BEST PLACE EVER
we're all rich because we live in chappaqua! WOOOOOOOOOHOOO
by 1234chappaqua March 11, 2011
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ass clapping

To give, or at least attempt to give, someone the clap up the butt.
I just tried ass clapping that girl last night. I wonder if it worked.
by Annie VonHiggleblossom August 2, 2008
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the clapper

After you have sex, the dick is soft. When the dick is soft tell her to get on her knees, then immediatly slap your dick across each side of her face. (then you hear a clapping sound)
After Byans dick was soft, Cindy got on her knees and Bryan slapped his dick on her face and made a clapping noise. Hints the name The Clapper
by Thomas Bryan September 4, 2006
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a person with gonerea, syphilis, herpes, aids, and clamydia
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by the Jedi25 October 1, 2008
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Chappa

Noun:// commonly used as a slang term meaning a lazy ass hole, someone who neglects their everyday duties

Plural(Chappas)
Look at that chappa. Spent all day at home and still didn't do them dishes.

I can't believe I have to work with these Chappas. This store is gonna look like a hurricane hit it
by The1AngryMexican January 22, 2017
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