by christians a gay fag November 25, 2019
Get the christianmug. the best motherfucker in the world who is awesome in bed gets lots of girls great personality funny and risk taking has lots of friends
christian is awesome
by king pump February 23, 2018
Get the christianmug. A flawless, ferosh, fabulous, and fierce designer on Season 4 of the hit television program, Project Runway.
He's very adorable and insanely talented.
Some of his quotes:
"I'm kind of a novelty, and I'm kind of a big deal."
"I'd rather buy clothes, than buy a bed."
"Elisa, she reminds me of a rain goddess woman. She's like, all spiritual and in the himalayan mountains, she's a little strange."
"Team Star is like, hot, like star, like celebrity."
"Don't these bitches know that I'm.. way better than them?"
"Hell yes, I'm the best."
He's very adorable and insanely talented.
Some of his quotes:
"I'm kind of a novelty, and I'm kind of a big deal."
"I'd rather buy clothes, than buy a bed."
"Elisa, she reminds me of a rain goddess woman. She's like, all spiritual and in the himalayan mountains, she's a little strange."
"Team Star is like, hot, like star, like celebrity."
"Don't these bitches know that I'm.. way better than them?"
"Hell yes, I'm the best."
Ricky: "So what do you think about Steven leaving, or..being eliminated?"
Christian Siriano: "I don't care."
(Chris laughs)
Christian Siriano: "It wasn't like it was ugly because he was using the wedding dress. It was ugly because he made a whole new dress that was ugly."
Christian Siriano: "I don't care."
(Chris laughs)
Christian Siriano: "It wasn't like it was ugly because he was using the wedding dress. It was ugly because he made a whole new dress that was ugly."
by &&hearts January 19, 2008
Get the Christian Sirianomug. Possibly the coolest kid in the world. Christian Hetland is a one of a kind. You will never find anyone else quiet the same. Good at trampoline tricks. Thinks of very mischievous plans. You can't be bored with Christian Hetland.
i ride a six foot unicycle because my name is Christian!
Christian Hetland "meow meow kittey kittey"
Christian Hetland "meow meow kittey kittey"
by jb+me October 19, 2010
Get the Christian Hetlandmug. by hahaokay November 16, 2019
Get the christian yelichmug. The name given to a Christian who attends church on a Sunday and pretends to be nice and kind yet outside of the building and for every other day of the week is simply a nasty bastard who doesn't give a damn about anyone or anything. Normally hangs around in cliques and is very critical, condescending and judgemental.
Things a typical Sunday Christian say.
"Jean, there's a man outside the church who needs something to eat. He looks very cold and hungry."
"Enough of your nonsense, I've done my Christian duty for today and besides I need to get home as there's a TV show I want to watch."
"That's not very charitable. Look, there's a tin of tuna on the side and a loaf of bread. I think we can extend some Christian love to this gentleman."
"You listen here. Don't you get on the wrong side of me or I shall write a scathing letter to the church elders about what I see as your impertinence. Now, don't you cross me. Just usher him away and let's get out of here. I've got better things to be doing with my time than spending time with low-lifes like him."
"Yes Jean."
"Jean, there's a man outside the church who needs something to eat. He looks very cold and hungry."
"Enough of your nonsense, I've done my Christian duty for today and besides I need to get home as there's a TV show I want to watch."
"That's not very charitable. Look, there's a tin of tuna on the side and a loaf of bread. I think we can extend some Christian love to this gentleman."
"You listen here. Don't you get on the wrong side of me or I shall write a scathing letter to the church elders about what I see as your impertinence. Now, don't you cross me. Just usher him away and let's get out of here. I've got better things to be doing with my time than spending time with low-lifes like him."
"Yes Jean."
by mammarylane September 17, 2017
Get the Sunday Christianmug. A variation of meme who, upon making eye contact, will either absent-mindedly bite his top lip and wink at you or attack you with all manner of heinous verbal insults and accusations (with the occasional threat of anal rape). This is entirely dependent on the target's gender. A Christian Fidelis can often be seen wearing long sleeve t-shirts affiliated with any street wear label that charges over $100 AUD for cheap quality apparel. The majority of a Christian Fidelis' time is spent in the company of a Muche Shumba, a professional photographer and lord of "gathos". When not riding the Muche Shumba, a Christian Fidelis will either make attempts to get his attention or incessantly pester him for favours including, but not limited to:
- asking for photographs
- begging for compliments on fashion sense; hairstyle and "shoe game";
- and general approval and acceptance of existence.
The most effective way to successfully provoke a Christian Fidelis is to suggest that the relationship shared between him and the Muche has escalated from friendship to one where sexual activity is desired. The defensive mechanism a Christian Fidelis will employ in retaliation to said provocation involve:
- calling the offender a homosexual
- making a page on Instagram dedicated to roasting the offender
- crying to the Muche and other gatho veterans for support
One distinct physical feature found on a Christian Fidelis is a rapidly receding hairline.
- asking for photographs
- begging for compliments on fashion sense; hairstyle and "shoe game";
- and general approval and acceptance of existence.
The most effective way to successfully provoke a Christian Fidelis is to suggest that the relationship shared between him and the Muche has escalated from friendship to one where sexual activity is desired. The defensive mechanism a Christian Fidelis will employ in retaliation to said provocation involve:
- calling the offender a homosexual
- making a page on Instagram dedicated to roasting the offender
- crying to the Muche and other gatho veterans for support
One distinct physical feature found on a Christian Fidelis is a rapidly receding hairline.
Guy 1: "Hey, look at this photo taken by Muche Shumba."
Guy 2: "Hahaha look at his hair, it's the same as my grandpa's!"
Guy 1: "I know right, what a Christian Fidelis."
Guy 2: "Hahaha look at his hair, it's the same as my grandpa's!"
Guy 1: "I know right, what a Christian Fidelis."
by LeanMeanBeanMachine June 8, 2016
Get the Christian Fidelismug.