Jesus Christ

An awesome dude that just wanted what was best for all of us, and he got killed for it. Also, he is the son of God and the savior of all.

(Jesus Christ): Lazarus, come out!
(LazarusA dead guy): *comes back to life and walks out of tomb*

by Jeff#4 July 24, 2025

steezus christ

a holy man who shredded for our sins with his skate board, all while listening to to Even Flow by Pearl Jam.

“WOAH! IS THAT STEEZUS CHRIST DOING A KICK FLIP TO EVEN FLOW?”

by prevailthebride November 30, 2023

Christed

to be christed means to take the drug which make you dead and then to take the anti drug that Christ gives you in order to come back from the dead. The PURPLE. Fantastic! Dr. David Ammon Hillman

Jesus christed the ones who fell dead with the antidote called Purple.

by Melenkurion Abatha July 18, 2024

My brother in christ

Meaning bro, homie, or some sort of word relating to friend.

Friend 1: "K bro hear me out, *says the most criminal thing you've ever heard*"
Friend 2: "My brother in christ, wtf?"

by berriboy January 31, 2024

Cheesus Christ

Basically just something that a random dude invented to make fun of Jesus Christ. His favourite food was cheese.

Person 1: Hey man, do you like Jesus?
Person 2: I don't like him.
Person 1: You don't like every religion's go-
Person 2: I like Cheesus.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Cheesus Christ, Our Lord And Saviour. I Wish I Could Devour Him
Person 1: now that's just going to far man

by bingula June 17, 2023

Whoopsy Christ

A stronger form of Whoopsy daisy: an exclamation expressing surprise at a somewhat larger than minor accident.

Whoopsy Christ! I didn't mean to hit that pedestrian. Is everyone in the car OK?

by Clown's ASSistant April 3, 2011

Vevtor Christ

Our lord and savior Vevtor Christ
The best thing to come to the world since sliced bread

"Praise to our lord Vevtor Christ"

by mrmrpizza March 11, 2022