chocolate turtleneck

A bowel movement during anal intercourse that surrounds the inserted penis in fecal mater.

After six cups of coffee and plenty of fiber, Maureen was able to chocolate turtleneck her boyfriend Rick like a boss.

by Nasty n8 b December 16, 2015

chocolate leftovers

when you flush the toilet after pooping, and there are streaks of poop stuck to the toilet bowl.

Bruh how many times do i gotta tell you flush twice cuz im tired of you chocolate leftovers!

by Gandhi Ji March 15, 2014

Chocolate lever

When a man gets a hand job at the same time as he is pooping.

Ryan loves getting a chocolate lever before work.

by Warric August 13, 2016

Chocolate Deathmilk

Willingly or unwillingly losing your life, after shitting yourself too many times without rehydrating correctly. To die from dehydration from shitting yourself to much. Many times the result of repeated forced anal sex.

"I want to be chocolate deathmilked by a big guy in prison."
"Covid almost chocolate dealthmilked me!"

by Trust SISI October 18, 2023

Chocolate delight

Succinctly licking chocolate off your lover's body.

Hey, challbaby I'm ready for chocolate delight. Mmm

by Amphibious Goddess June 29, 2016

chocolate earthquake

When two black people have sex so hard the house shakes

My black neighbor destroyed his house from doing a chocolate earthquake with his wife.

by boner bonere penis pussy May 24, 2016

ass chocolate

(n) when you forget to wipe after the big plunge of a sinker. once this is complete you stick your finger up your asshole and pull out a brown substance aka ass chocolate. you can put it on a graham cracker and a toasted mellow and feed it to your drunken comrades! don't tell them until after they tasted your warm ass chocolate. bon apetite

jeremy: dude want some s'mores?
philo: sure dude
jeremy : its very delicious
philo: ok like take you man
jeremy: how was it?
philo: dude that was a good s'more
jeremy: it ws made of ass chocolate
philo : *dies* >.<

by Brennie January 14, 2006