pastry chef

a drug dealer.

"man where did you get this awesome weed?"
"my pastry chef keeps me baked"

by Nos_addict January 24, 2009

pastry chef

A sexual act in which one person lies down and the other defecates on his/her chest as though frosting a cake.

She was hot and all, but when she tried to give me a Pastry Chef I got the hell right out of there.

by gravity train January 24, 2009

Cheffed

I just shit myself

Really, please fucking help. I cheffed and I don’t know what to do. There’s nothing I can do. Help, please.

by alquedaratatouilli August 2, 2019

Chelfie

Taking a photo of oneself while on a chair lift.

Let’s grab some poutine on the peak, but first, lemme take a chelfie.

by manwithoutskis December 8, 2019

chelfish

When you go down and smells like a can of tuna someone left in your car but you can't find it for a week

I was going to get with this girl but I couldn't get past the smell of Chelfish....

by Palerider34 April 8, 2021

chefskied

To be intoxicated beyond the prudent levels.

Developed by one "Carnack" in southwestern Ontario mid 90's.

Last weekend we went to Burn's beach and got chefskied.

by Joe Schmoe November 30, 2004

chefibio

the disturbing habit of fucking dogs

wow u are one sick chefibio
go away u dirty chefibio

by ALEX PAY March 27, 2007