he is the sexiest man alive and his bright blue eyes will make you fall in love with him. He is strong, Healthy, Intelligent and loveable. He is caring and trustable. If he ever gets a girlfriend he will treat her really good. He will go to the gym every day. he is fast and loves athletics. He will have a great job and will earn lots of money.
Carl-Dominik Von Harrach
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by Headman July 18, 2008

One person plays the role of banana, and lies down on a futon. The other two play the roles of ice cream and whipped cream. Toppings, like fudge, cherries, warm pee, and printouts of famous presidents and supreme court justices are then added on top of the "banana."
Once everyone is in place, while listening to an audiobook version of the Illiad, all members pretend someone is eating the banana split and "mashes all the ingredients together."
After everyone is thoroughly covered, they cuddle and lick up the toppings.
Once everyone is in place, while listening to an audiobook version of the Illiad, all members pretend someone is eating the banana split and "mashes all the ingredients together."
After everyone is thoroughly covered, they cuddle and lick up the toppings.
A "Carl Edward Jordan Split" would be when Jordan is the "banana" and Carl and Ed cover him in peaches, cherries and fudge. Carl switches on the Illiad and curls up in a ball on Jordan's legs with pictures of Sotomayor. Ed grabs a handful of seabeans and gets in as the "whipped cream." After "eating the split" for 3 hours, they cuddle and eat all the toppings.
by Funmonger man September 14, 2009

Before an erotic night of passion, take a dump and place in the freezer until frozen solid. Place on your lover's chest and titty fuck them! Now you have a sub zero carl!
by Joshy Boy and Keeb December 26, 2008

by DeVil DeMonde January 3, 2005

my girlfriend likes to give me a hot carl-"old chicago style" every time we go out to eat at mc marios
by peter didlo May 18, 2006

a Cold Carl, whilst getting a Cosby sweater. you can receive them in any order, and you can get or give them. and can be received with or with out cheese.
by Pimp'o'hot carls April 18, 2010
