cracker rig

To "fix" an object in a ghetto or temporary way. Usually done by a low class white person, a cracker. The quality of this repair is just slightly above that of a nigger rig.

If you cracker riged that any worse, it would be a nigger rig.

by Real Deal 12345 September 4, 2006

cracker jack

A game where several men gather around a cracker (I always picture a stoned wheat thin) and furiously masturbate onto it. Whoever ejaculates first wins. By a similar token, the loser is he who ejaculates last. The loser must consume the cracker as a penalty for sloth.

I got the clap from losing a game of cracker jack in college.

by Casey R. June 10, 2005

Cracker

The ultimate double standard that nobody can really complain about without being racist. Means "white person," opposite of "nigger."

Black guy: What up cracker
White guy: Sup nigger
Everyone else: That's the last you'll hear from that cracker.

by LuluCollins June 15, 2012

knuckle cracker

A person who cracks his/her knuckles for pure amusement at any time or place.

"Ohh, so you're a KNUCKLE CRACKER eh?"
"Yes I am. So?"
"No comment!"

by bottleblonde September 8, 2005

Ass Cracker

A term used to describe a man with a large enough penis, to brake the anus of the woman or man he is having anal intercourse with.

"Damn, his's cock is so big, he is definatly an ass cracker!"

by Ereh November 28, 2003

Cracker Snack

a whitetrash gossip magazine and/or conversation, specifically about topics that have nothing to do with the real world and/or deplete brain cells. See Britney Spears .

"Where's that People magazine with Britney Spears drinkin a booze on the cover? That one's my favorite Cracker Snack."

by gina8124 August 2, 2007

Cracker Eyes

when you think a girl with no ass looks great

that girl is so flat, you must have cracker eyes

by Stanley Tucci July 24, 2011