When one's Debit / Credit / Whatever card misfires, fails or is abjectly declined for no apparent reason when being used to make a purchase in any PIN pad at a retail establishment.
I had just popped my chip card in the reader and IMMEDIATELY got a CARD DECLINED message. I know there's plenty of funds in there... so... it was just a Card Fart. Re-inserted it and all was fine.
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In Calamity Cards you do morally questionable and stupid shit to an Irishman, a they/them ai robot, and a mommy frog furry with the power of LSD, LBTQ, ADHD, and a magical virus given by anti-god theirself.
In Calamity Cards you do morally questionable and stupid shit to an Irishman, a they/them ai robot, and a mommy frog furry with the power of LSD, LBTQ, ADHD, and a magical virus given by anti-god theirself.
Person 1: "Dude I just figured out the lor of Calamity Cards!"
Person 2: 'What the fuck are you talking about!?"
Person 3: "I just play at it stare at Padrickus for hours!"
Person 2: 'What the fuck are you talking about!?"
Person 3: "I just play at it stare at Padrickus for hours!"
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Get the Calamity Cards mug.Card licker is a pejorative term used to describe a person who is extremely frugal and penny-pinching to the point of being stingy. This type of individual is notorious for hoarding resources and taking great measures to save even the smallest amounts of money, such as by licking the adhesive off of used postage stamps to reuse them. The term is often used as a criticism of individuals who prioritize saving money over personal hygiene or basic social norms.
"Can you believe he's reusing that old tea bag for the third time? He's such a card licker."
"Every time we go out to eat, she insists on only drinking water to save money. What a card licker."
"I went out to eat with my friend and we agreed to split the bill. But when the check came, he only put in the exact amount of his own meal and didn't even offer to split the tip. I'm pretty sure he's a card licker."
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"I went out to eat with my friend and we agreed to split the bill. But when the check came, he only put in the exact amount of his own meal and didn't even offer to split the tip. I'm pretty sure he's a card licker."
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