Definitions by Eviegotts

Evelyn

Evelyn loves monster energy drinks and will do anything for one even if it means throwing her life away. She will also spend her life savings on a Taylor swift. She is broke. She is sweet and kind unless you get on her bad side. She has a bad relationship with her parents but she pretends she doesn't so she seems ok. She is not ok. Evelyn needs a hug. She has a terrible love life and is confused on if people like her or not

Person 1: is that Evelyn
Person 2: yeah obviously she is crying about her shitty love life

Evelyn by Eviegotts August 2, 2022

Caden

Caden is blonde and likes women but acts gay even though he is not. And he makes that very clear. He has a girlfriend so don't get confused. People like to call him bread because why not.

Person 1: Is that Caden

Person 2: no that's bread

Caden by Eviegotts August 2, 2022

Evelyn

Evelyn is a nice and kind person obsessed with Taylor swift and cries to love story because her love life is shitty

Person 1: look it's evelyn
Person 2: doesn't she cry to shake off

Person 3: yeah but she is still hot

Evelyn by Eviegotts August 2, 2022