Smuggling cotton

1. A woman who, due to mensuration, is wearing a tampon.
2. A woman who, due to mensuration, is short tempered.

1. Dan: Yo Jimmy, are you joining the circuis? What’s with all the clown makup?
Jimmy: I ate a lose-meat sandwich the found out the bitch was smuggling cotton.

2. Honey, all I said was your sister has a nice ass. What’s wrong with you, ya Smuggling Cotton or sumthin’?

by Joe_Mamma May 18, 2006

cotton picking mama

Big fat & very black woman with large lips, breasts and arse

Hey Kizzy you cotton picking mama why you got that water jug on your head.
Hey Kizzy your frightening them little children you fat cotton picking mama

by PWD June 11, 2006

nut-cuttin’ time

Time to get serious, time to stop messing around

Phone Rings...(I answer talking to matt)
matt-hey whats up dude? You wanna go to the party tonight? Ill pick you up.
Me-i can't tonight, its nut-cuttin’ time on my English paper. Ive got to finish it tonight or my figurative balls will be cut off
matt- what the hell does that mean

by Latasha Phillips May 16, 2008

Cotton

Slang for money. Due to the fact that paper money is composed of 75% cotton.

Hey man, I made that sale, and made a lot of cotton.

by ThiRteeN_CIVIC May 14, 2011

Cotton Pickin

A word old teachers (specifically science teachers) use instead of the f bomb infront of students.

"Why does that teacher always say cotton pickin?"

by @jmini249 February 20, 2017

Cotton

That pimp who you know is a pimp and drives a pimpmobile and has pimp jewelry. He's always doing something pimp, representing, etc.

"Dude, Cotton is such a pimp, just look at that pimpmobile!

by reppin806 October 30, 2010

Cotton

A plant. Black people used to pick it. Then the cotton gin was invented in 1792 and they have been unemployed ever since. Such is the plight of the negroes.

Cotton is white, is that why they hate it?

by JollyGreen October 17, 2008