instagram crush

someone you don't know very well in person but are attracted to on instagram (typically, you follow them and they follow you back)

"She's really cute and seems really cool - we've only met once or twice, but I have a serious instagram crush on her."

by greeneyeguy December 1, 2020

Friend crush

Basically like a crush but instead of wanting to date the person you want to be friends with them

Girl 1: omg shes sooo funny

Girl 2: ikr! She’s my friend crush
Girl 1: me too!!

by tiktokGorl October 28, 2019

waitress crush

A crush that's one-sided to the point of being creepy.

See unrequited love.

on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Charlie has a waitress crush on the Waitress.

I had a total waitress crush on this girl from high school, until she slept with my best friend.

by JohnnyApocalypse September 5, 2012

candy crushing

Verb.
When a person is lying on their front playing Candy Crush and someone sits on them.

Gah! Dude! Get off. Stop candy crushing me!

by loirão July 16, 2014

Crushing Tush

Similar to crushing puss. When gay dudes go out looking for man tail.

Bro: Man, I love this song. Gets me in the mood for crushing tush
Dude: You mean crushing puss right?

Bro: ya sure... Pussy...love that stuff

by givehimtheclamps April 14, 2017

Crushing Chips

Male Masturbation

A man who is jacking off out of control.

Anita came home and caught Earl in the barn crushing chips.

by Sam Hearawls July 20, 2011

Velvet Crush

Kool Aid and gin (serve chilled or on ice)
preferably blue, purple, or red

I'll have a velvet crush, which is kool aid and gin.

by NattyBoh Gillespie February 22, 2009