Mormon Cricket

The inasive species taking over a state called Nevada

Master Chief: "Have you seen the inasive species taking over a state called Nevada known as a Mormon Cricket?"

Lego Padme: "Yeah, where is the Frog Army?"

by WitherAreDanger June 24, 2023

Dust Cricket

An old southern term of endearment for white people, given to them by moon crickets.

"Look at those dust crickets on their way to Cheesecake Factory"

by Ryanverse March 27, 2024

Pube Cricket

A person that you have no romantic or sexual feelings for that constantly hits up your phone or social media. They are extremely annoying and are only after you sexually.

"This guy just messaged me 5 times in a row, he is such a pube cricket, I wish he would leave me alone."

by epictrollin May 16, 2019

cricket dance

A dance that contains a lot of liquid help

“Do the cricket dance”

by zero_cares_00 June 27, 2022

Jiminy Cricket

A phrase used by old white ladies who live in Texas in place of "holy shit"

Used when in a state of shock

Part of the Big 5; Goodness Gracious, What in the World, My Goodness, Oh My Word

**Playing Poker**
Linda: *Gets Royale Flush*
Mildred: Jiminy Cricket!

by Dr.Othlmun April 01, 2022

Jiminy Crickets

to say as you feel annoyed about a certain situation

'We don't have that in stock right now, sorry'
OH, JIMINY CRICKETS!!

by jiminybingbong June 09, 2024

Cricket in a sucker

When a guy plucks his pubes and sticks them onto his feces then proceeds to insert that hairy log into his significant other's vag causing her to be tickled and rub her legs together like a cricket

Did you hear? Donald gave his girl a cricket in a sucker and now she has HPV

by Johnny Applehands October 29, 2019