Similar to the classic bogart who wont pass the joint while others are waiting, this type of bogart comes into groups and social occasions, sucking up as much attention, conversation and energy as they can. bogart motivation factors can be sexual, social, energy suck or attention suck, sometimes no motivation as that is just who they are (habitually loud, rude, obnoxious,self-centered, self-seeking or inconsiderate. tactics of conversation bogarts may include but not limited to: -Overtalking, loudtalking or overvoluming everyone else in the room.
-Interrupting others, strategically ignoring others, or monologging so as to leave no room for anyone else to speak.
-Acting, or including elements of performance art into the bogarting for maximum effect. Can include dramatazition, apparel and makeup techniques etc.
-Sizing, size intimidation, strategic placement of a big fat body in a room, so as to insure all communications are interceptable or controllable, placement of the big fat body may also be in a place where everyone must look at the bogart. persons interested in talking to or saying hello to others or must somehow signal them to summon them away. Conversation bogarts may be covertly aware of this enjoy holding others at bay. Chronic conversation bogarts may be oblivious to others. Strategic conversation bogarts maintain intentional obliviousness..
-Cock blocking or fem blocking, where the conversation bogart uses sex, or gender preference to determine strategy.
-Interrupting others, strategically ignoring others, or monologging so as to leave no room for anyone else to speak.
-Acting, or including elements of performance art into the bogarting for maximum effect. Can include dramatazition, apparel and makeup techniques etc.
-Sizing, size intimidation, strategic placement of a big fat body in a room, so as to insure all communications are interceptable or controllable, placement of the big fat body may also be in a place where everyone must look at the bogart. persons interested in talking to or saying hello to others or must somehow signal them to summon them away. Conversation bogarts may be covertly aware of this enjoy holding others at bay. Chronic conversation bogarts may be oblivious to others. Strategic conversation bogarts maintain intentional obliviousness..
-Cock blocking or fem blocking, where the conversation bogart uses sex, or gender preference to determine strategy.
“Lenny is such a fat fuck, every time he is around I do not bother to try to talk to anyone, because he’s a conversation bogart”
“Did you see how Elaine kept moving in on Sally and Patty over there? I wanted to talk to Sally but I couldn’t even get near her or get a word in edgewise. What a conversation bogart!”
“Did you see how Elaine kept moving in on Sally and Patty over there? I wanted to talk to Sally but I couldn’t even get near her or get a word in edgewise. What a conversation bogart!”
by switchboardpub May 24, 2015
I'm passing on messages from Helena to Poppy, they arent talking to each other. I'm their conversation mule.
by Rainbowpop010 August 10, 2020
Lucy: "What would you do if I grew a pair of wings and flew but flew into a street lamp?"
Johnny boy: "I would laugh with my homies."
This is hypothetical speaking imagination conversation
Johnny boy: "I would laugh with my homies."
This is hypothetical speaking imagination conversation
by Shanti Stuffman September 30, 2022
People that consistently sit close to conversations but refuse to let the conversation flow down the table. For instance you have to lean into the middle of the table to talk.
by GrandpaButch June 23, 2010
the type of conversation you have with someone who doesnt gaf what youre talking about. asks you questions and then forgets the answer. introduces themselves to you 3 times in 2 different occasions. because theyre so special and different to be studying abroad in europe for 3 months and getting shit faced everyday—you are just not that interesting. its like watching a movie that feels like a really long trailer.
jennifer: hi! im jenny
maria: oh hi what do you study? where are you from? how long have you been here. oh cool cool. yea. im european. yea these fucking exams.
*next party*
(maria to jenny): oh hi whats your name?
jenny’s friend: sup jenny
jenny: yo!
jenny’s friend: what do you think of maria?
jenny: meh idk man just erasmus conversation typa person
jenny’s friend: never ending trailer fr, like spice up the fucking small talk or atleast remember my fucking name LOL
maria: oh hi what do you study? where are you from? how long have you been here. oh cool cool. yea. im european. yea these fucking exams.
*next party*
(maria to jenny): oh hi whats your name?
jenny’s friend: sup jenny
jenny: yo!
jenny’s friend: what do you think of maria?
jenny: meh idk man just erasmus conversation typa person
jenny’s friend: never ending trailer fr, like spice up the fucking small talk or atleast remember my fucking name LOL
by meow gatto June 15, 2025
Me: guys is it online or onsite tomorrow?
Classmate: Onsite
Best Friend: Happy New Year (even tho its April)
Homie: what
Me: huh
(average class groupchat conversation)
Classmate: Onsite
Best Friend: Happy New Year (even tho its April)
Homie: what
Me: huh
(average class groupchat conversation)
by titandestroyer6000 April 29, 2024
When someone converts another person to their way of political ideology, not through persuasion, but through offering bumming.
- Hey Bri how's it going with that hot copper?
- I suspect he might be a Tory so it may be time to prepare the Conversion Anus
- I suspect he might be a Tory so it may be time to prepare the Conversion Anus
by Polidicks August 26, 2022