Meconium Clout Syndrome

When the sperm donor (father) of a moments-old newborn baby is far to preoccupied with posting photos and videos of himself and his exhausted, disheveled baby-mama to give a single visible shit about their newborn child, her welfare or the enormity of this moment in his life. Not infrequently he is making jokes about the birthing process and how he was like "no F-ing way" the whole time and how grossed out he was, "like you can't even believe the mess the birth process makes- so glad somebody's going to clean that up- like seriously, man!" Meconium Clout Syndrome has a very high mortality rate, almost always under very suspicious circumstances.

OB: Congratulations Mom and Dad!! She's a beautiful healthy baby girl and she's all yours!!!
Mom: She's beautiful!!! Aiden, look at your new daughter- she's perfect!
Father: staring into his phone Ok everybody, she just had the baby- like she was screaming and it was so gross- like an alien just squirted out of her- she's a total mess right now- let me get a shot of her pans phone towards mom who looks away and covers her face in embarrassment and exhaustion C'mon babe- smile for my followers!! Look over here! This is going to be the BEST video I've ever posted... This is going to be SO epic!!!
OB: looks at neonatologist} Textbook Meconium Clout Syndrome- a pretty serious case- I'm not sure this guy is going to survive once they get home...

by Asclepius Minora February 15, 2023

Dummy Clout

Clout obtained from doing dumb things. Often people seeking attention.

Irvin’s been getting dummy clout, did u see that vid on insta of him trashing the dollar store? He got over 5k followers from that.

by ZuiyOTF47 April 16, 2023

mouth clout

word of mouth, notoriety. especially when someone’s done something slightly stupid or iconic

damn girl, what can I to get to get that much damn mouth clout? everyone knows you lit the cafeteria microwave on fire, not sure I’d be able to beat that

by analplanes December 3, 2023

for clout

the antithesis of “be so for real,” being “for clout” means that an individual or group is performing for notoriety or being ingenious for the benefit of themselves.

Drake is literally so for clout right now, he couldn’t be for real if he tried.

by babydood February 14, 2024

Anti-Clout

Anti-Clout is where someone is so desperate for clout, for internet fame that they will do anything for attention. They will act a fool, break societal norms, rules, or even laws often ending up in trouble with the police. OR worse, under arrest and doing jail time for sad attempts for a little bit of attention from the internet, which is fickle at best. So once you start down this path your stunts have to always get more outrageous to continue to draw watchers and the attention they so desperately crave.

Anti-Clout is much like Anti-Matter, as when Anti-Clout comes in contact with someone's desperation for Clout, it destroys it, much like Anti-Matter destroys Matter.

Man did you see how Seth chugged a beer infront of the cops for some clout, they arrested him, that is some serious Anti-Clout.

by GayRehabProject April 11, 2024

SSRI Clout

A deranged lunatic who is suffering from psychiatric side effects of suicidal and homicidal ideation; decides to go on a killing spree to gain infamy

Luigi really seemed to lose it after he became depressed. Despite being a millionaire himself; he decided to go after that rich CEO looking to rack up his SSRI Clout.

by FoslTheApostle December 21, 2024

college clout

Stupid things high schoolers with overbearing parents do because it will "look good to colleges." Examples being stupid presentations on poster boards to big bureaucratic organizations, trying to pass stupid laws while still in high school, or anything else that these kids legitimately don't care about but only do it because mommy and daddy want them to go to Harvard.

Ani Chaglasian and Arin Parsa are looking for college clout. They are college clout chasers.

by crudmonkey February 13, 2025