breakfast in bed

When a girl is passed out from drinking and a guy starts jacking off in the morning, jumps on the bed, shakes it to wake the girl up, and skeets all over her face.

After getting shitfaced the night before, Mary was passed out from drinking. Jack decided to surprise her by serving some breakfast in bed.

by E&A July 16, 2008

english breakfast

a double dose of aspirin and water

i have a hangover, i need an english breakfast

by tyronedashizzle May 12, 2007

Breakfast Basket

Placing a hard-boiled egg into a woman's vagina and then consuming it with cooter bacon.

-A full course meal.

Man 1 : You seem hungry.

Man 2 : Yeah, I skipped out on breakfast.

Man 1 : Shoulda just had a breakfast basket.

Man 2 : I'm not married.

by Lousy-David April 12, 2009

Breakfast for Dinner

A sexual inneuendo for oral sex.

I'm really excited to have breakfast for dinner with Chloe.

by Socks22 August 2, 2017

Miami Breakfast

when someone snorts a line of cocaine anytime of the day or night, to start off their day, night, or to get a second wind to a long day or night

Example 1)
Kirk had a long day, we should sit down to a Miami Breakfast, so he will be fresh for tonight.

Example2)
Dustin: Why is Mike so energized this morning, after a long night?

Brett: Oh, He had a Miami Breakfast first thing this morning.

by IceColdChillen June 19, 2010

breakfest

It's when more than one person group to eat in the morning. Instead of breakfast, it's breakfest, because with more people it becomes more of a "fest", and, it's never fast...therefore "fast" was removed from the word and had to be replaced.

"Is that a douche in your pocket? Well anyway, this breakfest is so much fun."

by Super Sonic Scott January 16, 2005

Algerian Breakfast

A line of cheap speed and a shot of Pernod, usually taken as a pick me up after a rough night.

N.B; if taken after 12pm it becomes an Algerian Lunch

"Fuck me that was some night, think I'll whip up an Algerian Breakfast"

by Kid Maverick October 18, 2006