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Bless the Temple

To get your dick sucked so good that your legs shake
shawty really is going to bless the temple today in the school staircase
by bk.adenn February 19, 2022
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Blessed the beef

by Ktrap January 6, 2022
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blessy bless

Some sexy ass Jamaican girl from Hawaii with a cute smile and a lot of hair .
That's that Blessy bless girl from Harlem with the accent.
by Misunderstood123 August 28, 2016
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its bless

used by raz yahoo boys who have no direction
Person 1: This abokuta sun is hot o
Person 2: Its bless
by yjdyz75xdg October 18, 2022
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selective bless-you

When someone dislikes another individual in the workplace or elsewhere and decides to issue a "bless you" to everyone but that person when he or she sneezes, indicating a lack of worthiness and respectability.
"I don't think Jenna likes me anymore."
"Why not?"
"She gave the selective bless-you to everyone who sneezed in the office today but me, even though I sneezed three different times."
"Oh, that sucks."
by Sir Jobeykobra April 13, 2014
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Good morning & God bless

When you eat breakfast and have a coffee while taking a shit.
"Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?"
"Good morning & God bless Hila!"
by Hila Kleiner May 23, 2018
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Satan's Blessing

A ritualistic sexual act that must be performed on the altar of a newly built church, in order to enhance the abilities of young maidens who choose the path of Thothood. The ritual involves the maiden getting spanked on the forehead, followed by the bellybutton D poke... For the ritual to be complete, violent cumshots need to go in both of the maiden's ears (The right ear first), cumshots that will sacrifie her sense of hearing permanently so that her full potential can be unleashed without ever having to hear what others think about it...
The ancient Thottery Thotem sais that in order to have a chance to become one of the legendary Thots, you have to perfectly syncronise the final act of Satan's Blessing with the 6th sound the church's bell makes, when announcing the 6th hour of the 6th day of the 6th month...
by Sinereo September 14, 2021
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