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battle shit

based on the game battle ship, whenever using the bathroom and take a shit you try to hit it with the next one and sink it.
i was walking by the bathroom and heard billy yell you sunk my battle shit.
by carl shackelferd June 20, 2006
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Battle Creek

A small ass city in Michigan. Two hours away from Detroit. Where all there is to do there is get high and watch the pistons and the sorry ass Lions play. It also is known for Ceral. (Battle Creek is where most of your ceral, anything Kellogg or Post it comes from Battle Creek.) They are also known for The Worlds Longest Breakfest Table. Two words for ya FREE FOOD!!!!! Anyway its about 27% black,49% white,14% hispanic and 10% other. Its really a fucked up place!!!
TANYA: Gina lets stop in Battle Creek on our way to Detroit so i can say hi to my mother.

GINA: Is the Breakfest Table going on?

TANYA: I dont think so.

GINA: THEN HELL NAW!!!!!!!!
by Brezzybaby August 3, 2006
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Battle-axe Bisexual

A bisexual who believes that labels such as pansexual, polysexual and omnisexual are unnecessary, as they believe that these sexualities are all just bisexual worded differently. BaB's also believe that pansexuality is biphobic and transphobic. To back this up, they cite something called the Bisexual Manifesto, which is a piece of text that's over 33 years old, and defines bisexuality as "Attraction to two or more genders." This definition is vital to BaB's, as it's one of the reasons why they believe that the aforementioned labels are unneeded.
Eliza: "I ran a discourse account, elizaspeaks, for two years. It was fun while it lasted but after a while I realized that discourse is pretty boring and unnecessary, and I abandoned the account."
Theo: "Oh yeah! I remember you! You were the battle-axe bisexual I was in a group chat with. I left that group a long time ago."
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Battle Sex

An aggressive form a sexual intercourse that incorporates violent physical actions towards one another commonly resulting in cuts, bruises, bleeding, various bodily injury, stroke, seizure, or possible death.
"Dude, how was last night? What happened to your arm... and your hair?"
"Well, last night was incredible. We had BATTLE SEX!!" *play battle sex theme song here*
by Dr. Koonie, PhD, OGBYN December 2, 2005
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Battlefield

"Hey man I'm gonna go play some Battlefield"
by cu12 January 27, 2015
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Battle Pass

A type of reward system that popular games use to give players a good value system. Games like Fortnite, Call of Duty, and some knock-off mobile games use this system. Buy this before you buy any other shit they might blow at you.
Bro, I have the Battle Pass, your trash bro, you broke scrub.
by Kj has no fps November 4, 2020
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Battleship

It's what I just sank.
I just sank your battleship.
by Hijikata August 29, 2014
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