egg beater

It's when you grab your balls and slam it against one's face at such a power that it leaves a bruise on their face.

John - I gave my wife the ol' egg beater.

by The Egger June 13, 2018

midget beater

male that constantly beats his meat with a penis under 1 inch in length

Brandon is a midget beater

by Jacob eat June 25, 2018

Buzzer Beater

Smashing right before one party turns 18
(Also known as Shot Clock Cheese)

I turn 18 next week, I gotta hit a buzzer beater on Ashley soon

by Dr_Pig May 25, 2018

National Belated Send Nudes Day

Today is the day after Send Nudes day. That means when you learned about it just too late, you scrambled to get women to send you nudes and it didn't work, so now there has to be a whole day dedicated to belated nudes.

Listen Nika, I forgive you for not sending them yesterday, but I can still accept the nudes on account of it being National Belated Send Nudes Day.

by NewYorkMinute May 28, 2018

Chicken Beater

Chicken beater beats chickens, that's it

Why are you beating chickens chicken beater

by Koopa1928 September 4, 2018

Skeeter beater bill

Beats his meat to any girl

Did you see that dude he was skeeter beater billing

by Skeeter beater bill October 25, 2018

Bannana Beater

Slang tern for a Brazilian made vehicle in poor condition/repair,

The car is sold as/is it's just a regular BANNANA BEATER.

by truckin snowman November 4, 2018