Bearded clam

Unshaven vagina

She had lost her razor awhile ago therefore her unshaven vagina had become a bearded clam.

by Clam digger314 January 20, 2019

Fructose Beard

A fleshy, saggy, pouch-like formation under the chin caused by overconsumption of highly processed, fructose-laden snack foods. A fructose beard obscures the natural jawline and renders the victim's face shapeless and lacking in definition.

Honey Boo-Boo's mom is sporting a serious fructose beard.

by barfstormman1 August 30, 2013

Trudeau's Beard

A beard grown with the sole purpose of making you look more adult, mature, experienced or wise, exactly as Justin Trudeau did before the Canadian 2019 parliamentary elections. It hepled him win even though he had an affair in which he was accused for being racist for his apparent fetish of painting himself brown at parties

"Have you seen Geo's new look? Whatcha all think?"
"I haven't ever thought of the possibility of seeing such a good example of Trudeau's Beard in real life. No way anyone's gonna believe he's older than 14."
"Yeah, but he could run for the PM's office if he supported the pipeline and spoke better French."

by th.unda June 8, 2020

Basement beard

This type of beard is located in the genitalia region. Typically basement beards consist of dark, usually curly coarse hair, aka pubes. It is not recommended that men with traditional facial beards, and women with basement beards, engage in cunninglingus activity.

"Hey babe, for Valentine's Day, I trimmed my basement beard into the shape of a heart for you"

^that's love right there

by Dault December 17, 2013

weird in the beard

Its when some dude with fur on his face that your dating starts getting on your freaking NERVES

Stop putting my hood over my face, its getting all weird in the beard!

by ghostrider7 April 12, 2012

Beard gang

Beard gang refers to a social class of men with facial hair

He's so attractive, a beard gang, a man with style.

by Nwabuokei July 22, 2018

rainbow beard

When a man's facial hair grows in patches of different colors.

Jeff's has a blonde mustache, black neckbeard, and red patches near his chin. He's got epic rainbow beard going on.

by Jackerman90 November 29, 2009