When someone working for the government or the military retires from their job and only afterward comes clean about all of the corruption and mistakes that the government makes.
"Dude, legalization is just around the corner I'm telling you! The former police chief of Seattle gave an interview and even he said that the war on drugs, especially marijuana prohibition, has been destructive, expensive, and a complete failure."
"He's got major retirement balls man. Why didn't he just say that like 5 years ago?"
"He's got major retirement balls man. Why didn't he just say that like 5 years ago?"
by Tijani January 25, 2009
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Guy1: "hey man are you masochist?"
Guy2: "maybe, why?"
Guy1: "My girlfriend wants to do The Steel Balls"
Guy2: "Say yes and get ready to have the time of your life"*whispers to self* or lose your manhood
Guy1:"What"
Guy2:"Nothing"
Guy2: "maybe, why?"
Guy1: "My girlfriend wants to do The Steel Balls"
Guy2: "Say yes and get ready to have the time of your life"*whispers to self* or lose your manhood
Guy1:"What"
Guy2:"Nothing"
by ThugNastyBiggums December 18, 2013
Get the The Steel Balls mug.A condition of advanced blue balls where the scrotum turns a dark eggplant color. May or may not be early onset testicular torsion.
"I've had this boner for six hours. What shade of blue do my balls look like to you?"
"Dude, you have eggplant balls."
"Dude, you have eggplant balls."
by J'Kwon February 13, 2013
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Balls gang solos dragon balls universe.
Balls gang solos dragon balls universe.
by BALLS GANG MEMBER March 27, 2022
Get the Balls gang mug.A bet exclusively for boys. The simple terms are that the winner gets to hit the loser in the balls. Very high stakes bet which few dare to take.
Example 1:
Jon: What happened to Max? Why is he on the floor?
Mitch: Oh he just lost a balls bet with me
Example 2:
Austin: Balls bet that I can beat this level.
Ben: Deal.
Austin: *beats level*
Ben: Shit. Wait-not too hard-aaawwwww!
Jon: What happened to Max? Why is he on the floor?
Mitch: Oh he just lost a balls bet with me
Example 2:
Austin: Balls bet that I can beat this level.
Ben: Deal.
Austin: *beats level*
Ben: Shit. Wait-not too hard-aaawwwww!
by Elsis May 18, 2016
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Get the balls back mug.The sound of when you sit and your balls slap down on your legs making a "slappy" noise, or when "doing the dirty".
Guy: Jeez it's hot out here! I've been gettin slappy balls all day!
Girl: Maybe you sould go sit in the A/C so your nuts don't look like an old mans.
Girl: Maybe you sould go sit in the A/C so your nuts don't look like an old mans.
by TheMexicangrito October 5, 2012
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