Bald

What happens when you become an author/writer

Jake:Bro i'm never going to become an author!

James:Dude why not?

Jake:BeCaUsE I AiNt GoInG BaLd!

James: Oh

by mynameisjeff12344 September 10, 2019

We gotta go bald

A line of dialogue mostly used by barbers when they mess up in the process of giving someone a fresh cut when this happens they say "we gotta go bald" which means that they will have to shave the persons hair and turn them into Aang from Avatar.

Examples: Damn I messed we gotta go bald, We gotta go bald my bad bruh.

by rose_strange October 12, 2021

bald

Nick

Nick is bald.

by Nitcholous January 20, 2022

Bald Pussy

A sweet, tasty, beautiful art of perfection for presenting a perfect ready to eat pussy.

Kisding my quivering, wet girlfriends' Bald Pussy makes me cum like a river.

by Emmawatsonspussy August 1, 2024

Bald

When a person does not want to do something or attend something

Mike: I tryna go to the party at 8

John: I’m kinda tired I’m probably gonna bald

Another example:

Mike: you wanna go swimming?
John:nah I’m bald

by MattM. June 16, 2023

Bald from Brazzers

Russian nickname for American pornographer Johnny Sins.

Ты че, налысо побрился? Похож блять на лысого из Бразерс
Did you shave your head? You look like the fucking Bald from Brazzers.

by Rundir June 10, 2024

Bald Duke

an imagine of duke depp / willywonkatiktok edited bald by dukedeppsbaldhead / iwantwillywonkaswilly

have you seen this picture of bald duke? if looks so real

by baldduke March 20, 2021