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weekend baker

2.) Someone who only gets high at parties, and never brings the weed.
2.) I was so high and it costed me nothing, i'm so glad im a weekend baker.
by k dizzle 131 March 24, 2008
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Facebook Background Check

When you meet someone online, (tinder, plenty of fish, ok Cupid, etc.) and you want to make sure they're not a total psycho before you meet them. So you look them up on Facebook to see what they post, who they're friends with, what pictures you haven't seen, etc. Sometimes you are surprised by what you find...
I was kind of skeptical about Todd, so I ran a Facebook background check to see who he really is...
by adrianaway December 13, 2014
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The Baker

When you have sex with a girl who has a yeast infection, and you put your "loaf of bread" in her "oven" and let the bread rise
Alexis has a yeast infection, so I'll be playing The Baker tonight
by djhellalow February 17, 2015
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Snail Backed

When a girl rides a mans spine and leaves a slime trail.
Kim says "Will you have sex with me Chris?"
Chris replies "No but you can ride my bumpy spine and get yours."
Kim answers "We Snail Backed last week, can't we do some missionary?"
by SWMO GTH May 22, 2015
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double backed walrus

A sex move that involves laying on your back next to your partner while being engaged in the act of (cross-)masturbation
Me and Jane were way to tired to have sex yesterday so we just did a double backed walrus before going to sleep
by Bertyl December 28, 2015
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titty backed hoe

When a woman is so fat that her back looks like it has tiities on it.
" Man that Titty backed hoe is fucking trailer trash dawg"
by Mikenator32 May 17, 2017
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austin baker

Austin bakery is sweet, handsome, and so much more! Once you think about him once, he won’t ever leave your mind and oyou will get irritated at first because you won’t know why but once you realize why, your going to hate yourself for not knowing sooner.
Girl#1- I don’t know why but I can’t get him off of my mind

Girl#2- you must be thinking about austin baker he does that to girls all the time.
by F*ckoff101-$$$ October 22, 2017
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