Tom Ballard

Nonce (lurs kids in with his huge head)

Careful son that's Tom Ballard

by Rastaclart 897 November 22, 2019

Donna Ballada

* a girl who failed to incorporate major factors in a phenomenological analysis
* an ignorant

"Prof. B called me Donna Ballada since I copy-pasted my research project from wikipedia."

"How did he knew about it?"

"I don't even read what I copied and busted me when he asked a question."

by chunchunmaru July 18, 2020

Bareback Ballard

When a girl is an adventurer, but also enjoys unprotected sex. She will often have more than one child and be an experienced traveller with family in Thailand.

I'm going out for a walk with a bareback ballard today.

by Towelly September 12, 2020

The Ballad of Gorgonzola the Grumpy Elf

The Ballad of Gorgonzola the Grumpy Elf is a made name of a Christmas Carol just to see if people would choose something they have never heard of or try and look up what it was online, only to find it here.

We tried to google " The Ballad of Gorgonzola the Grumpy Elf " only to wind up on this pointless webpage and then we had to give Mr. Trey a Lump of Coal.

by Mr. Trey December 14, 2020

Screaming Ballast

A phrase to describe a wife or girlfriend who doesn't like being driven around at high speed, berates your driving or generally gets scared in the passenger seat.

"Went for a blast around the country lanes, would have been more fun without the Screaming Ballast nagging me too slow down...."

by Puffinchops6618 January 8, 2021

Levi Ballard

Crayfish

Look, its Levi Ballard.

by Nic Mcarty March 5, 2021

Avalanche ballache

Such a ballache it’s magnitude is multiplied so much. That it’s comparable to an avalanche. Buy that in ballache form.

That’s so unfortunate you can’t do the thing you wanted to. Been looking forward to it for so long.

That’s a avalanche ballache

by Alias opposer July 31, 2021