bagel dick

Where one shoves a bagel through their dick.

James just fucked the bagel, he has bagel dick!

by KungFoy November 13, 2017

Slamming bagels

A Chinese bagel restaurant made to sell bagels and tea.

Hello want to go to slamming bagels?

by Ji jo November 30, 2019

bagel

A sex toy for hobos when they run out of little girls that lost their parents.

Goes well with avocado.

healthy donut

damn, that hobo is really going all out on that bagel. Must have run out of girls

by Pussy wagon 69420 January 9, 2022

she put her bagels on me

Something sexual

Grace, she put her bagels on me

by _Calm_ May 28, 2021

czechoslovakian everything bagel

A sexual act which involves one party hammering gravel into the other's booty cheeks(creating the, "everything," part of the bagel.) Following this, asshole will be filled with cream cheese, creating an everything bagel.
Next, the individual will have anal sex with the other, adding semen to the everything bagel. After this, the cream cheese and semen will be eaten along with the actual flesh of the ass.

"Dude did you hear that Charlie gave Brennon a Czechoslovakian Everything Bagel last night?"

"I did, totally brutal dude."

by drinking24ozofwaterrn June 21, 2024

nerd bagel

What your mom calls you when you are crazy.

Ex:
Mom: *rests arm on puzzle then knocks puzzle off table*

Me: *laughs while crying*
Her: *glares*
Me: are you gonna put your arms back on the table?
Her: no.
Me:why?
Her: because my daughters a nerd bagel.

by EmmersWasHere August 31, 2019

Bagels

When a person or people are secretly indulging in very kinky and erotic sexual acts, but it is unknown to the general public

"OMFG! Jenny! Your boyfriend is totally bagels!!! He fucked my pussy like a monkey!!!"

by Lume9797 March 24, 2016