When A guy named Austin puts grape jelly on his penis to act as lubricant. Then uses his grape jelly flavored penis to have sex with an old 80+ yr old woman, then has her suck the rest of the jelly off after he cums in her face infront of her grandchildren.
Austin: oh you are watching your grandkids today; you have any grape jelly?
Old lady: yes.
Austin. Good spread it on my dick so I can give you a dirty August.
Old lady: yes.
Austin. Good spread it on my dick so I can give you a dirty August.
by DJ Lyle May 25, 2019
Other than the 88 rising rapper August 08, 8/8 is either the end of the world or the start of a new one. A very dramatic day in which you have the opportunity to do extreme whims and hit or miss. Consider it a push from Korean Jesus to encourage your pussical self to do that one thing you've been thinking about all week but seem too shakey in the knees to actually do.
Obama: Man... guess what day it is...
White Obama: Oh shit it's August 8, are you gonna finally gonna run for president?
Obama: It's Nerf or nothing now
White Obama: Oh shit it's August 8, are you gonna finally gonna run for president?
Obama: It's Nerf or nothing now
by Ayyobich October 20, 2019
August 8 shit day
by Shitty mouth December 12, 2019
National girlfriend day
Hug and cuddle your girlfriend all day. Give he tons of kisses and love her as much as you can
Hug and cuddle your girlfriend all day. Give he tons of kisses and love her as much as you can
by Hard face hoppy harry August 01, 2021
August 8 is the day the legendary girlgroup BLACKPINK debuted with their songs BOOMBAYAH and WHISTLE.
by bbgowon October 15, 2019
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by The thonginthefloor August 08, 2019