andrew

fucks women in his sleep (jk he has a one inch pinch) so nobody wants him

andrew has a wish that he could have has much has me

by yourmomgay2k19 January 15, 2019

andrew

a fairly common name for a boy, also known as "oggie"

Blake - "Hey oggie hows it goin?" Andrew - "Don't fuckin call me that!"

by Blaindog December 25, 2007

AnDrew

A gay fagot who should honastly just killhimself becuse he is so usless and problably has never got a girl in his life his dick is the size of a pea and however much he tyrs he well never be happy

fuck you andrew

by LiLYUP12 November 7, 2018

andrew

ugly stupid asshole dickface who tends to think hes really sick by wheeling all the niners. everybody hates him but he thinks everyone loves him. it takes alot for an andrew to fall for a girl but he becomes really jelous and tends to lie and make things up to get over girls. andrew is also a phsyco drug addict who sells drugs in alleys and and will rip you off because he's a selfish little bitch. an andrew is a freak who at first you may think oh hey he's a really cool guy... but when you get to know him you're like aw fuck this kids fucked in the head, gottaa get away. basically, if you meet an andrew just try to avoid him and if you're friends with an andrew, GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE!

niner 1: omg i totally just met this guy named andrew!
niner 2: holy shit, i was there once. those andrews are crazy phsyco mother f*cker bitches! get out while you can!
niner 1: wow that would explain why he ended the date early so he could make a drug deal in the alley!

by annoyedbitches September 11, 2011

Andrewitis

A disease contracted to those who have sex with Andrew. Common side effects are: psychosis, prolonged attachment and also your booty gets bigger somehow. Possibly leads to CCD (Cock craving disorder)

Damn girl you're pretty psycho, do you have andrewitis?

by Dr.Ahi October 24, 2018

Andrewitis

A disease commonly contracted to those who have sex with Andrew.

Side effect include: psychotic behavior, prolonged attachment and booty growth.

May also contract CCD (Cock craving disorder)

Damn girl, do you have andrewitis? Because you're fucking crazy

by Dr.Ahi October 24, 2018

Andrewism

Andrewism is the way someone by the name of Andrew usually acts towards people, or situations in general. Andrews are usually seen in a positive light, but Andrewism is more negative. It is usually used by Andrews who are in a bad mood which for some that's everyday, because for Andrews life is usually not that bad but turns out life still blows. So Andrewism is just what you call when they say unnecessarily mean things to literally anyone. Usually in a way that is meant to be funny to anyone who isn't being said shit about them. Andrewism also radiates the highest level of Sodium known to man, and has a toxicity level higher than Hydrogen cyanide, Nitrous oxide, Phosgene, Potassium cyanide combined due to many Andrew's several hours is researching and hyper analyzing X-Box live game chats for several hours they have the potential of creating levels of Sodium that are deadlier to intake than eating an entire salt farm. Andrewism can also be taken in how some Andrews say "facts" that have no structure or proof, but how they say it makes you think "Huh maybe he's saying the truth" when in reality he is improvising on the spot on what he's saying, but that comes from all Andrews on a Monday through Wednesday basis.

"Why is Andrew being so rude today?"
"He's just doing a bit of Andrewism right now, don't worry he'll be fine tomorrow."

by Anderstan Von Danneberg January 3, 2023