Albert

Albert of Arseholes, collective noun arsehole
From Day in the Life Beatles, '...how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall'. Apparently John Lennon referenced the number of seats in the Hall (4000), hence bums on seats.

"That's a proper Albert of Arseholes" (with reference to a group of pissed lads maybe)

by Googoomuck February 10, 2020

Albert

Albert is flamingo, mrflimflam, flamgo, flingo, Mr Flip Phone, mrflimfart, and i could keep going all day.
He's a youtuber. He play games. He scream. He farts on camera. Hail Albert. Hail FELIPE.
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1. ALBERT FATTY
2. ALBERT NOOB
3. ARE YOU ALBERT FALMINGO?
4. IS ALBERT THE GIRL?
5. HOWDY CLEETUS ALBERT

by Unnecesary Guy March 10, 2020

albert

If you are friends with someone named albert he will rage and scream alot. Will want to be called by flamingo.

His name is probably Albert, he screams so much.

by silililililili March 20, 2020

Albert

A guy with the biggest acne problems at the age of 12 funny and ugly

Holy shit, Albert looks like a pimpled infection

by NinjaOnSteroids March 30, 2020

Albert

Someone who loves playing roblox and screams all the time

You're such an albert

by Ohheyitsjustmeh June 27, 2020

albert

the one who laughs at his jokes

albert: “what do u say when u kill 3 disabled children”
taliah: “cripple kill”
albert: “darn u stole my joke”
a few seconds later
albert: “my joke is so funny” “hahahahaha”

by cookthekidz November 9, 2020

Alberta hay seed

When the bail spike on a front end loader tractor is inserted into the anus or vagina and used to lift the person up.

Old Joe's loves getting the alberta hay seed.

by Holybob November 14, 2020