Academic Decathlon

Intellectual challenge whereby contestants:
1. Swim the English Channel while spelling all the words in the Oxford dictionary that start with the letter "E"
2. Rid a bicycle while reciting Ophelia's role from "Hamlet"
3. Run six miles wearing a graduation cap with tassel while singing old college drinking songs.
Winner gets to become a member of the Supreme Court.

I wonder if the Academic Decathalon will provide us with a conservative or a liberal?

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

Students For Academic Freedom

Students for Academic Freedom.
A Far-Right Wing organization that's goal is to disrupt Academic Neutrality.
This organization using a combination of of half truths and lies demonize College Professors who's research doesn't fit with the organizations point of view.
Their funding comes solely from Conservatives Organizations that wish to Influence young adults minds.

See Supply Side Academic Freedom Anti-Academic Freedom
McCarthysim

Students For Academic Freedom have come to the aid of Conservative Students that have committed acts of bigotry, harassment and somtimes even racism.

by Student for True Academic Freedom November 18, 2007

Falmouth Academy

Yet another Cape based yuppie factory.

Hey Tristan, wanna go to American Eagle after the lacrosse game? We can take the Explorer!

by Raf March 10, 2005

Milton Academy

A prep school in Massachusetts which, although academically excellent, has suffered enormous bad press because of the actions of a few. The student body is incredibly intelligent and independent (albeit not very unified).
It has its share of normal teenage hormonal behavior, but, contrary to some news reports, is not home to extravagant orgies. Even the stereotypical stoners and shallow DSGs tend to be surprisingly intelligent. The administration occasionally feeds the students feel-good, politically correct crap. Boarders are very loyal to their dorms, and day students rally under the 'because our parents love us' slogan... such is life.

Nobles Kid: It'll be, like, really funny if we drive by Milton Academy and honk our horn, like, really loud at them!!! *guffaws*

Techie: *hiss* All your base are belong to us.

Freshman: *blinks*

DSG: Daddy's buying me these giant, fuzzy Uggs!

Speechie: *slinks off to rejoin his evil speechie clan*

Student Body: OHHHH SIXXX!! FOOOOORBES! YEAH HALLOWELL!! etc.

by i_am_sam89 July 26, 2008

Bromfield Academy/ Bromfield High School

Preppy school. Its a very rare to see a black person. But, there are very different races there. Located in Harvard, MA. Not to be confused with Harvard College. The people in this school are incredibly smart. You will see a lot of kids partying and doing drugs but on the inside its a rich town.

Yo man I been thinkin bout switchin to Bromfield Academy/ Bromfield High School
Nah man dont even think about it ud b d only blak boy there
yea man u right all dem ppl there r preppy as shit

by Mysterious mofo April 6, 2009

acute dick

A woman's polite way of telling you that you're about as well-hung as a two-year-old. Synonyms: two-inch tickler and two-pump chump.

Jeez, you have acute dick.

by Kix May 3, 2004

Wesleyan Christian Academy

A private high school in High Point filled with fagbag soccer players and dumb rednecks that only talk about trucks and vape. The female teachers are idiots and the male teachers are pedophiles. Wesleyan has three soccer colleges including Messiah College, Indiana Wesleyan and Southern Wesleyan. Beware if you aren’t white because the school has KKK meetings every Thursday. If you do not play a sport there is a high chance that you will forget to be your own person and go to Appalachian State. Wesleyan is a great place to buy xanex or weed if you are in need of that.

“I went to high school at Wesleyan Christian Academy.”

“Oh that explains why you’re at App State!”

by Gabe Horn 6969 January 30, 2018