Aunyae

J coles biggest fan follow her fan account @j.coledreams, she is a certified glizzy gladiator.

Look at that glizzy gladiator, her name is aunyae.

by wifeofkuvira November 3, 2020

Ur auntie asexual

Insult that is only to be used in absolute emergencies, using this phrase will cause a massive singularity, leaving nothing left of this or other possible universes

Bob: Ur mum gay

Jim: Ur dad lesbian

Bob: Ur granny tranny

Jim: Ur sister a mister

Bob: Ur auntie asexual

(Earth is consumed by a massive black hole, which then consumes other planets)

by JetStreamSam May 12, 2018

Auntie

The rich and powerful. She is unbeatable. Fear her. Give her all your money. She has four choilds, her favorite being James “Special Choild”. And the other three choilds are: Stupid Choild, Good Choild, and Clueless Choild. She also has a strong Russian accent.

Sticky: “I can’t stand her.”
Stupid Choild: “FR!! I hate Auntie so much.”
Joe: “HISSSSSS!!”
Sticky: “I know Joe, I know.”
Auntie: “VAT YOU SAY, STUPID CHOILD??”
Stupid Choild: “Nothing Auntie, the powerful!”
Auntie: ”Shut up and go to basement.”
Stupid Choild: “I’m already here..”

by 🦐 November 9, 2019

Aunt Margaret

The time of the month when a woman's period occurs.

I was hoping to wear that tight white dress until Aunt Margaret came to visit.

by JYoPDiddy February 11, 2010

Aunt Jemima

a sexual pleasuring when the man pours Aunt Jemima Syrup on his penis and than fucks the girl with it. He than eats her out and eats the Aunt Jemima from her vagina.

Yo man, i took that broad in that room and gave her the old Aunt Jemima.

I'd like to Aunt Jemima the shit out of her.

by Christian Dileo January 17, 2009

Auntie Kriss-ied

Verb. Ant-E-Kris-eed

To become outrageously intoxicated at a family function.

Causes: Not standing up until 4 glasses of wine are finished, while drinking in the sun

Symptoms: Laughing and talking at an incredibly high pitch, followed by vomiting before passing out.

She got so Auntie Kriss-ied this weekend that she told her husband she wasn't sure it was forever !

I was so Auntie Kriss-ied last night that I peed in the closet.

You need to relax, you are too Auntie-Kriss-ied right now.

I don't have a job, so I can get Auntie Kriss-ied anytime I feel like it.

by HappyBirthday26May May 25, 2009

aunt flo's cap and gown

A pad and tampon

"Go get me aunt flo's cap and gown. Hurry!"

"A what?"

"A pad and tampon!!"

by Jerry's other kid January 10, 2014