almoiye

Almoiye is one of the realest friends you can have. And can dress better than you without even trying. Plus she will rep the Eastside of Detroit until she dies!

Person A: “Hey, did you see Almoiye?”
Person B: “Yea I’m so jealous of her and she could probably beat me up”

by intotheunknown7777 November 21, 2023

Almost

Oh, hey, almost! Hahaha!

Hym "Hey, that's almost what I'm talking about! I guess I spoke too soon! I'm glad I could help! Still being a bit of a smart ass though but, hey, this is adding up to be a hell of a lot of people! How many fucking are doing that!? What's my fucking score!? Holy shit! Really? How many travelers ride atop the might adamantoise that is Hym!? Hahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam November 23, 2023

Alefosio

An ugly chimpanzee who's dick maxes out at 2 inches

I saw Alefosio fumble the bag because of how ugly he looks

by Bob bun February 15, 2024

Almond Joy

When a person with a nut allergy sticks an almond way up in their asshole, and it causes their insides to swell, forcing them to have a bowel movement.

Jerry stuck an almond up his ass and shit his pants. He Almond Joy'd himself.

by Almond Jerry March 4, 2024

Almond Joy

When a person with a nut allergy sticks an almond way up in their asshole, causing their insides to swell and forcing them to have a bowel movement.

Jerry stuck an almond up his ass and shit his pants. He Almond Joy'd himself.

by Almond Jerry March 4, 2024

almost friday

A term used to show excitement for the last day of the work week and a round-up of things that occurred so far.

This text is typically accompanied by an image carousel of people doing entertaining things with “Almost Friday” in a Lobster font somewhere in the image.

This was started by a comedy podcast of the same name but grew to have personalized Almost Friday accounts to schools, sports teams, and more.

“Oh my god, I made the almost friday page!”
“Dude, is that your ass???”

by so.outrageous March 15, 2024

Almodena

a badddie and she know it. a silly and quirky but GORGEOUS human being, a little funny monkey 😔☺️ and someone who's always in their baddie era

"IS THAT THE ALMODENA"

by Makyleigh March 16, 2024