pancake turtle

A pancake turtle is an overly obese individual that is fluffy like a pancake, and shaped like a turtle.

Your girlfriend is such a pancake turtle!

by cherryviki5 December 4, 2010

turtle hug

Laying on your back while hugging the person next to you who is also on their back.

"They gave us funny looks when we spontaneously turtle hugged at the zoo."

by DDeathlonger April 13, 2016

Dirty Turtle

An uncircumcised penis after anal sex.

I need a shower— I just ass-fucked this bitch and gotta wash my dirty turtle.

by HW2019 May 24, 2019

Pink Turtle

An alternate name for The Mountain Pass position. A cunnilingus position in which a woman lays on her back and her partner lies or kneels between her parted thighs. Considered to be one of the most comfortable positions in which to perform cunnilingus.

Anna: Hey, what's your favorite position for when your guy is performing oral sex on you?
Joan: Oh, I like the Pink Turtle because it's so comfortable and I can direct him to where I want to be touched.

by Lesbo Love ^2 November 28, 2009

Turtle Necking

When you have to take a shit so bad that you can feel it crowning, but the shit has not yet breached the anus barier...the stage just before Prarie Dogging.

Dude, I gotta shit so bad I am Turtle Necking!!!

by MizRizz March 7, 2017

turtle dovin'

1)Rubbing upagainst a member of the opposite sex and cooing.

2) A term hillbillys use for making love.

3) Growing a pair of wings and flying out from a bush

I turtle dove last night right in boyfriend's bed.

Let's go turtle dovin' in the woods and eat some beef jerky.

A turtle dove yesterday from my home and ended up ontop of a roof.

by JET Money December 28, 2007

slingin turtles

Firing guns, Sprayin bullets, shootin

Yo Ragz, I be up on that street smokin a swishie and some motha fucka drives by an starts slingin turtles.

by Dakilla January 26, 2007