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Eurovision Song Contest

Song contest held every single year in Europe. There is what as called The Big 6, The UK, France, Germany, Italy, Spain and the hosting country, these 6 automatically qualify for the Grand Finale, all the other countries however, have to qualify through the semi-finale.

It is a very political contest as The United Kingdom consistently finishes in the bottom 5 and Greece and Cyprus will religiously give each other the full 12pts every single time, the votes from these two countries, are very predictable. There is also the Nordic friendship with Finland, Sweden, Norway, Denmark and Iceland, generally supporting each other. Malta will often vote for Italy and occasionally the UK. Azerbaijan and Armenia just simply don't really vote for each other as well due to political tension.

In Tel Aviv politcalness seemed to be the theme of the night with Iceland's group holding up Palestine flags after receiving their votes, and Madonna did a similar thing as well in the the break between the contest and voting session.

This year (2019), The Netherlands🇳🇱 won with Duncan Laurence's song 'Arcade' in Tel Aviv, Israel 🇮🇱. This means, The Netherlands 🇳🇱 will host the 2020 event and will automatically qualify.
"Do you want to watch Eurovision SONG Contest tonight?"
by Thot Patrol 69 June 1, 2019
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The Jack Gay Song

The jack song of a retarded gay ass dumbo named Jackson payne
Girl 1: who's that gay ass man
Girl 2: that is jack want me to sing the song
Girl 1: sure
Girl 2: so no one told you jack was gonna be this gay 'clap clap clap clap clap' the way he talks he walks and he has a fat chode that is the jack gay song
by jack gay song writer September 14, 2018
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Last song syndrome

To listen to music before going out of the house, and having the last song you hear before leaving stick in your head all through your journey, and beyond. Is usually accompanied by subconscious humming. This syndrome is particularly dangerous when the song happens to be the most pathetic, crappy, albeit catchy song ever.
I stupidly tuned into Crap FM before going to work, and had 'Barbie Girl' playing over and over and over in my head all through the bus ride. That's why I cut my wrists Doc.
by James Medic November 9, 2004
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the flying turd song

old song about turds. Substitute the name of your choice for ___.
The days were old
The nights were blue
As around the corner
The turd wagons flew
A bump was hit
Screams were heard
___ got hit by a flying turd!
by RatchetBoo August 4, 2003
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best song ever

best song ever by one directionnnnnnn
by hfeiuhaerflerwhiue November 20, 2020
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the song remains the same

The most potent substance known to man; more intoxicating than heroin, crack and PCP combined. A film put together by order of Led Zeppelin in the 1970's, when watched it causes the viewer to become more battered/stoned/fucked than anything else ever.
"This one time, I stayed awake all night watching 'The Song Remains The Same' and I can remember after that is waking up in rehab."
by Johnny McLaushaubrau October 10, 2005
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holy crap song

A holy crap song is a song that makes you go
"Whoa...holy crap" when you listen to it.
Person 1: "KC Accidental" is BSS's holy crap song...don't you agree?

Person 2: Nah, it was "Guilty Cubicles" for me

Person 3: Purplecheesegerhinkitinki...which is irrelevant to your conversation.
by Pallid and Alive July 29, 2008
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