Jason Bourned

The act of suddenly disappearing, then reappearing temporarily without explanation. Commonly occurring at social events to a friend, acquaintance or colleague.

“Hey dude I’ll pick you up in 10 yeah?”
“Yep perfect sounds good”
*40 minutes later after multiple attempts to regain communication

“Aye over here! Cheers for the lift dude!”
“Yo I just drove around for 30 mins looking for you, I just got Jason Bourned my guy”

by Cheersfortheliftmyguy May 25, 2020

Jason bourne

Certified bad ass that is currently banging your wife.

Jesus Christ it’s Jason Bourne

by Your mums a hoe 69 October 2, 2019

Sloppy jason

Ejaculate on your own face

I sloppy jasoned myself

by Eddymoney00916 January 3, 2018

Jason mimosa

The popular lady's drink mimosa made with a mixture of tropical fruit juice such as pineapple passion fruit or mangos mixed with champagne; named after the famous Hawaiian actor Jason Momoa.

The ladies are going to watch aquaman, and drink jason mimosas tonight.

by Scaryan November 18, 2019

jason grace

the act of dying by the hand of a roman emperor.

Sally: Oh man after Jughead got hit in the head by a brick , he was found dead after being stabbed by a person named Caligula
John: Pulling a jason grave er- i mean jason grace I see

by stoneystark February 19, 2021

pull a Jason

Last minute ditching of your coworkers for the weekly Friday lunch that is usually taken all together.

coworker A: "Hey Jamie! Want to come for lunch today"

coworker B: "Sure!"

(half an hour later):

coworker B: "I'm actually going to pull a Jason and not join you all for lunch..."

by coworker A July 31, 2009

Jason Guo

Jason Guo is the embodiment of can't pull bitches if his life was on the line, he believes that flaunting his wealth will help him finally get laid , however he is probably cursed by god to be virgin for the rest of his life. A fat asian male that simps hard for girls to no avail.

person 1: dude i can't seem to get any bitches at all
person 2: God damn u really pulling a Jason Guo.

by Bacchus February 2, 2022