Every time John is here he messes up my toilet paper rolls. I bet he’s using the ol’ Charmin Hammer.
by Burnicus January 17, 2020
Get the Charmin Hammermug. No she didn't let me hit it, but she did given me a good ole' fashioned hammer pump, so at least I slept well.
by N. VonBachbeater September 20, 2006
Get the hammer pumpmug. A sexual position in which the female bends over and grabs her toes while the male straddles her from in front of her legs. The male must wrap his arms around the women's entire body. His hands should be able to meet around her back.
Yo nigga, did you hear about Theirry and Clarissa?!! Theirry gave her the hammer toe so hard she broke her pelvic bone. Now her waist looks like tapioca!!!
by Barry Newark July 23, 2009
Get the Hammer Toemug. A ransack of one's asshole so extremely deep and hard that bum crumbs and ass debris are scattered about the area. After a butt hammer one's asshole can only be described as ass dough.
by Brgr23 May 23, 2008
Get the butt hammermug. Speak softly and carry a vag hammer.
I wasn't home for more than 10 minutes when she took out her vag hammer and conked me on the head. Does that bitch ever stop nagging?
I wasn't home for more than 10 minutes when she took out her vag hammer and conked me on the head. Does that bitch ever stop nagging?
by 253showrunnuh July 20, 2008
Get the Vag Hammermug. Infantry slang for splattered guts, or blown to bloody pieces, to include intestines, bowel, and stomach contents.
Those raghead fucks launched a mortar over the wall and blew Private Smith (someone's precious baby) into hammered shit.
by Staff Sergeant Schultze December 20, 2005
Get the hammered shitmug. I just hit my thumb with a hammer today. This hammer thumb makes me feel like an clutz.
"Have you seen Susie's Hammer Thumb?"
"Ya, they're unusually wide and stumpy!"
"Have you seen Susie's Hammer Thumb?"
"Ya, they're unusually wide and stumpy!"
by ihatepickingnamesout54321 May 11, 2010
Get the Hammer Thumbmug.