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Father

Both a parent and a test to see if you're not going down the long, long, LONG path of degenerating into a retard with no use if the world or society.
Guy 1: Do you have your Father?

Guy 2: Welp, I did just subscribe to Dream-

Guy 1: Is that your dad going to get the milk?

Guy 2: OH SHIT! I GOTTA UNSUBSCRIBE!
by The Living Walking Dictionary February 8, 2023
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Finger father

The man who makes you food at work, makes you feel better about yourself, and supports you through your worst shifts. He saves your life on a daily basis.
"yeah bro, he's my finger father, I don't know where I'd be without him"
by Dock Daddy December 20, 2021
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Father Lettuce

Father Lettuce is the name of the man who fears no God
"Hey, have you seen Father Lettuce today?"
"Who tf-"
by RemyTheRat August 23, 2021
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Gustavus Adolphus, the Swedish monarch which is called ”The father of modern warfare” by many historians by his innovations on the battlefield, he is also the first monarch to be called ”The great”.
Whose the father of modern warfare?

The swedish monarch, Gustavus Adolphus.
Father of modern warfare (Gustavus Adolphus)
by lucaca January 11, 2023
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Eskimo Father

Hey Josh, I fucked your mom last night so from now on you can refer to me as Eskimo father.
by league fan August 29, 2013
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Bob's father

What example? Bob's father doesn't exist.
by Babatunde! February 25, 2023
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