bake faced

The feeling of being so stoned your eyes are as wet as Niagra Falls, your mouth as dry as a dessert, and your body feels like its being anchored down to the couch.

Pat: "Gee golly Mike you sure are bakefaced"

Mike: "I am to bake faced to even reply to you Pat, please leave me be with my delicious screamer"

by Canadian Mike December 28, 2007

Metheny Face

A distorted facial expression meant to simulate an ultra-intense (male) orgasm; popularized by guitarist Pat Metheny, who makes such a face during solos.

While watching pron: "Check out the Metheny Face on that dood!"

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

chocolate face

Slang term for black people (chocolate faces like the white equvalent pasty faces) or a black person (chocolate face like the white equvalent pasty face.) Not to be viewed as a racist term, as it simply describes the person by describing the face; just as the word black would be used in formal english.

Used frequentely in the Ali G Show by the characther Borat to describe black people.

Borat; what is the name of the man with the chocolate face who plays the cop in the films.
Cop; Eddie Murphy.

by TheMis-educationOfTheNegro June 2, 2006

baby face

Someone of Young appearence, or having a childish looking face.

Andrew Hutt.

by brendan_ July 1, 2003

jam face

Back in the days of slaves there was no bug zappers. In order to keep the bugs away slave owners would lather jam onto a slaves face and make them walk beside them. The bugs would naturally be attracted to the jam leaving the slave owner bug free. Calling slaves jam faces was the same as calling them nigger.

You love watermelon, fried chicken, and purple drink. You are such a jam face.

by thomas jeferson October 13, 2010

caca face

It's the face a person or animal makes when they're doing a hard caca, or taking a real good caca.

When my cat was squating over his litter box,I knew what he was up to because he had a squinty caca face on.
You will need to change the baby's diaper soon,because he's making a caca face.

by Trish01 July 6, 2007

Metal Face

The term refers to the the phenomenon of one's face muscles inexplicably contorting upon hearing an extremely metal riff. It is uncontrolable, many have researched it but it remains a mystery. Why do heavy ass riffs make us do this? we'll never know. Also, those who make and/or play the riffs cannot help it either, and are forced to do the metal face as well.

Put on your best metal face for the picture.

by Mory October 26, 2007