shrek

the super amazing green king 👑

shrek is amazing

by I_hate dolores umbridge March 9, 2023

Shrek

A really terrible joke that ran out of steam a long time ago but band kids still want to use because they think it’s funny for some reason. Not actually funny and most normal people will just think you’re an annoying band nerd.

“He seriously made a shrek joke in 2021. What a band kid.”

by Freeswalans34 May 23, 2021

shrek

shrek birthed jesus. he’s our lord and saviour.

— it’s sacrifice day
— well we better find a new born to

give to our master shrek

by hoe4dannydevito June 2, 2019

Shrek

Literally the best movie ever

"Did you see Shrek?"
"Ya I did, it was awesome!"

by Anna set me on fire June 21, 2021

Shrek

Stds

Have

Really

Excited

Knife play

Shrek was my favourite activity in the bed

by Bighairyballs December 4, 2021

Shrek 2

A fever dream of a movie starring shrek with gyatt

Hey, have you seen Shrek 2?

by Shrek 2.3 March 19, 2024

Shrek

Your current boyfriend

Is that your boyfriend shrek Yeah and don’t call him that
Does he live in the swamp. Yeah why
He’s ugly as fuck but it makes sense now

by @m.com November 29, 2020